Things i hate about everyone
 

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the ****?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever ****ing does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

You got that in an email. The email was called "9 Things Adam Sandler Hates" or something. You will go across the street and get me some orange sherbert.

I'm so glad I don't get email forwards sent to me anymore. Most of them are just so lame, especially the ones that say "send this to 10 people, otherwise you'll get bad luck". Now days I just get junk mail, and ... porn ... [sarcasim] Oh what fun that is! [/sarcasim] That's a rant for another day though.

When I was a kid my parents used to always say to me "You'd moan if your bum was on fire". That used to annoy me, because seriously, if your backside was on fire, you'd be doing moaning and a lot more!

Abe Babe...

funny! i wish i got cool e-mails like that.

No you wouldn't! Well-- the first two letters are a hell lot of fun-- but when they start raining you with tens of chain letter during one day- the fun ends.

I get abou twenty useless e-mails per day. Including chain letters and commercials of penis enlargement pills.

I mean, God-- what am I gonna do with penis enlargement pills if I don't even have a penis?!

That's the question of the night.

...well... I could order them for my boyfriend... *snigger*

...that was rude...

thanx for the advice muse!

That email really makes sense. People need to stop being so annoying.

I dont mind receiving chain mails, i just delete them, some of the content inside chain mail are pretty cool though. But some of them are just stoopid.

I once got 300+ spam emails in one day, let that be a lesson kiddies, don't sign up to everything.....