The dumbest thing you've ever done.
What's the stupidest thing you've ever doen? It can be serious (picking wrong GCSE options) or wacky( Wearing a flowerpot on your head down town)
I think mine was nearly getting wasted by that evil lime green nissan micra on Thursday. The wing mirror skimmed my shirt it was that close. |
Punching a police van.
I got a misplaced knuckle and a nice 45 euro fine... And it didn't even leave a mark on the car! ...bloody scavengers... |
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because of a momentary feeling of trance. |
I was once crossing the street, when a bus approached, but I didn't see it... Almost got squashed...
And yesterday, I cut myself really bad... "45 euro" ??? Yer from Europe??? What country??? |
Lets see...
1. Rammed smack into a brick wall. 2. slid off of an embankment and got rammed square in the chops by a birch tree 3. bit my dog Murray (several times) after being bitten myself by Murray. 4. Carried Murray home only to drop him over the driveway. (Ouch.) 5. spilling water balloons in my room. 6. Farting in the middle of my 6th grade concert 7. Riding my bike right into the headlights of a car (I still have a bump in my knee where glass was imbedded) 8. squeezing the poop outta my cat Charlie (literally) 9. Chasing, catching and beating up "Santa" at an assembly at school. And ten: to be determened. |
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C'mon, guess... The little country between Russia and Sweden. *Finland* :
Except I rode my bike into a traffic sign... but that's close enough. |
1. Running accross a street right in front of a police car.
2. Swearing in front of the teacher 3. Farting in church... |
You and me, HG, we must me Mudokons. That's the only explanation for the *ahem* gas in the trunk.
Gasses in the Asses Funk in the trunk Thunder down under (for Alacar) Depth charges Refried goodness Okay, I'll stop now. I'm laughing too hard. |
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He's talking about FARTS man... Lol...
And uh... Red, I do know Finland, I live in Europe too, y'know... Holland, to be precise... Well... Catcha l8r... |
Put on a mask and screw around with peooles head in school
keep on saying man 1:shut up shut up shut up shut up you stink man 2:no i dont you do man 1:no you dont (with a Filipino accent) all in school :smokin: Ethan :cool: |
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Ah... that reminds me of the time two years ago when I called my teacher a sexist bitch. Good times... |
Teehee...:D The stupidest thing I ever did was
letting go of a very uhm...LOUD burp in class. My teacher still doesn't know it was me |
grabbing a fully loaded M-16 of my mate. And the safety was off...i nearly blew his head off!
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My goodness you people are lucky ur alive today hehe!
Anyway lets see the most stupidest thing I ever done in my life well I can say I ran a stop light not once but three times in one whole day. Drove down the street at night without my headlights on just to see if my nocternal vision was working. Lets just say it did. On Holloween night around 12:30 my buddys and I went driveing around my neghborhood wareing masks. I was Leather face from the Texas Chainsaw Mascure and my friends were the Guy from Scream. Since I was the only one wareing a rubber mask and carrying a chainsaw without the blade of course I was the driver it was sort of hard to see. We drove up to people and said "wants some candy?" as they approachd I took out a small real chainsaw that I had and just chased these kids down the street. After that I got back in my car and did it agein. I am lucky I dident get fined from the police from that! As PA's sholders shrug to the cop, it was an expierment I needed to know! Want to know the amazeing thing is, there is cop who lives about five houses down the street from me and I can say I have a perfect driveing record I never in my whole life been caught. Did stupid things but never been caught. |
Oh yeah, and lest we forget, Mr. Seeger... The time I blew up the toaster. I burned both the Pop Tarts and the power cord.
Oi. (P.S. Matthew Seeger is my name) |
Oh I also forgot one time I took out a door Bell with my brothers Potato gun. I just did stupid things but never got caught except for a few times. WhenI was 8 years old I snuck out at 2:30 in the mourning to go see my best friend Vince. Anyway he never showed up so I go back home and I notice my house lights were on. I was like oh shit! I gotback in and there sitting at the kitchen table were my parents really angry with me. I lied to them twice saying I went out in the back to find a key and a toy and then I told the truth. My parants wouldn't let me see my best friend for month after that. Even the next morning my father took me over to his house luckily he wasn't home at the time.
And lastly I made a hole in a fence and the owner came screaming to my house but I wouldn't have come to the door because she broke our door bell. That was helerious!:lol: Yea I love my child hood. Ah the good years! |
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Back to topic, I've nearly broken my sisters neck before........... |
I was nearly wasted by a robin reliant once. The little bastard came round the corner too fast and tipped. Nearly rolled onto me. Hit a badly parked Ford Fiesta instead. The stupid prat got out of the car and walked out into the middle of the road once he had had stopped. He nearly got hit by a van.
As for your lime green Nissan Micra experience, I have the same problem. There is a bloke up my road who has a lime green Nissan Micra with a big ass exhaust that looks more like a drain pipe. He insists on getting in the lime green bean can at 2:00 am and revving his engine. I think he reckons he is a boy racer or something, but he could of fooled me, looks more like a badly bent shipping crate on wheels. He always revs at traffic lights and stalls the thing when he tries to pull out. He takes his foot off of the clutch with his other foot flooring the accellerator. Cornwall certainly has its fair share of bad drivers. Yours laughably, Reese EDIT: Just reminded myself of the time I went up to this house and pushed the doorbell in, and it stuck there. In the end the owners had to take the thing apart! lol! It just kept on going and going and going, ring ring ring ring! LOL! |
It's those evil lime green nissan micras they're going to attempt to take over the world * Grabs fezzils M-16 Well thats not going to happen! *goes on nissan killing rampage*
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Heh, I almost forgot the time when I drove my cousin's Peugeot scooter into a ditch...
I was driving downhill as slow as a scooter can move and when I was supposed to turn left-- I kept going straight into the ditch! What fun... my cousin wasn't happy though. *sigh* The good old days... |
I put my head through a window thinking it was open.
That's all i can think of, off the top of my head). |
I think we have all put our heads through a window at some point in our lives...
Funny that, people with Nissans seem to have a budget on their driving lessons aswell. Why is it boy racers either have a Nissan or a VW? My funniest one has to be the time I used the sandwich toaster machine as a bomb... Me and a mate when into this old house with an aerosol can, a can of beer and a sandwich toaster. The old house still had power, so we often went in there and made toasted cheese sandwiches in front of the tv. But we kinda got bored of it so we decided to blow it up. I plugged the toaster into the socket, put the aerosol can in the toaster, crammed the lid on and put the beer can on top. We both ran out of the building as fast as we could and hid behind a wall nearby. What followed was wood, roof tiles and cooked beer raining down out of the sky, and the loudest bang I have ever heard in my LIFE! All that was left of the toaster was... well nothing! We couldnt find the beer can, and there were bits of old house and burnt toaster all over the place! It was SOOOO funny! We were trying to run but we couldn't because we were laughing too hard! I actually put my head through a car window because I fell over laughing (that was when I put my head through a window)! Eventually we managed to run home covered in black bits. There is still a massive black hole in the roof of that old house!!! Reese EDIT: My god you guys are reminding me of all sorts of stupid things that I have done... |
This all reminds me of the time I got my mate squar in the head with the stock of my G36c. I was trying to demonstrate how to kill someone using a gun without firing it, I wasn't very successful, hes still alive. I hit him so hard that the gun fired a shot and the stock folded back (The wrong way)!
Reese PS: Double post, I know... |
hmm theres many but some few are. well one time i ding-dong ditched a guy who had 2 german shepards which wasnt wise because they chased be for about 4 blocks.. uhh used my slingshot and shot steel balls ( like 4 times the size of BB's) and shot em at houses.. uh stole shit from Great America.... and stole from a homeless guy with no legs.
( j/k i didnt really steal from a homeless man, only from Great America) |
Hello everyone. The worst thing that I have done is embarrass myself in front of a very cute guy. He was a friend of my best friend and we were out at a club. And I was drinking too much, and I said some very silly thing in front of him and was giggling too much. I would think that he would not want to know me anymore as he did not seem to be very impressed. And I also once was trying to look at some games in a shop. But I was with my friends and we were laughing and joking around. And I was picking up a lot of the games and then I accidently knocked the shelf down and some of the other games fell too. And people were all looking at us, but to make it even worse the person at the store was angry at us and told us to leave or they would tell their manager about us.
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