Sarcasticially!
 

Ok, Just explain your existance as Sarcastically as possible.

I live on this pitiful dust ball of a planet with a load of "People" that are as smart as chickens!

Like that!:)

I have a life.

I'm a good looking kind-hearted kindred spirit.

I am me! :D wait.....i think i did it wrong. erm.....! I ate the chocolate!

Re: Sarcasticially!
 

But that's true...

Let me try.

I earn every cent of my money and then share it around with my friends.

I NEVER manipulate my friends...

I'm so punk.

i'm as mean as the devil:devil: :devil: :devil:

:devil: Ethan :devil:

I love the world...
honestly, I'm a goth

Heh.

I'm part of a beatiful crcle of life. I'm such a tree hugger. I would never do anything like send evil, abusive messages to people. Never. I'm innocent. *sweatdrop*

Uh...I think that will do.

Hello Ghost. Let me see. "I am an average Final Fantasy fan who just thinks that Tidus is a good character only".

I think that attempt was very bad!

I think so too (no offence)

:smokin: Ethan :cool:

*coughs*
I love myself and I'm so happy-Happy!
I've never done anything illegal and I just love all the nice,happy, pretty and shiny people at school!
Shiny people *sigh*-they're all so sweet!

And I always help at home-I clean my room and wash the dishes!
Oh how my room is clean and shiny! I love shiny things! Shiny!
And--and I like all the nice policeman- I always wave to them when they drive by with their shiny-happy patrol cars!

*coughs*

You are all so fun to be around

:p

Alcar...

I always take things seriously, I never make rude comments on ppl publicly or privatly. I never backstab and finally I'm not perfect :p

I LOVE emo music...

(I can't think of anything more sarcastic that I could say.)

Spending all day being beaten by a 400lb Homosexual Man with his whips and chains is the best way to pass the time.

Boop Xo
 

I spend all day at home being beaten by a big pack of ramen noodles and boy it sure is a great way to pass the time when you are shit bored :rolleyes:

I just love myself, I'm so beautiful... *coughs rapidly*

I just love people.....I'm so nice it's so unbelievable *coughs*

I have no life

I also like gnawing on barb wires, it's pleasant when your gums bleed

*coughs and hacks*