Top 10-or-so things that would -never- happen in Oddworld
I've seen so many list posts that I decided to write one meself.
Here goes nuthin'. Literally. 10.Fuzzles go rabid and turn on Munch 9. Abe loses his powers 8. Abe removes his stitches 7. Invaders come to Oddworld. Pink-skined invaders with tufts of hair on their scalp and the word USA on their ship (Sponsored by George Bush) 6. A compassionate Vykker 5. Glukkons learn to chant 4. SLIGS LEARN TO CHANT (Oh, God help us!) 3 1/2. Elum returns in a fit of anger because he was left out of the previous two games. He attacks Lorne and takes over the OWI Building 3. Paramites cope with cold weather by inventing GLOVES! 2. Scrabs give up quirreling amongst themselves, team up and attack you in an enraged mob 1. And the most UNLIKELY thing in my list is: (Drum roll, please) The Glukkons win. Abe dies for good. |
Okay, I know you are a newbie, Mystical Abe, but listen up!
That post made absolutely no sense what-so-ever, had no revelance to the topic, and on top of that, was hap-hazardly written. (So was my post, but I digress...) This is called SPAM. Now, I suggest slowing down when you write for one. Any Moderator will tell you that half of a good post is due to it's composition. Next, I want to tell you that if you have something relevant to say, say it. Don'y just post randomly. If you can't think of anything at the moment, don't post anything, or perhaps check back later to see if something somebody posted earlier could lead you up to a good post. Remember, you can't go up in rank just by posting babble. I learned that a few times myself. And third, I don't think a Meep has a snowball's chance in Hell against a Chupacobra. :fuzwink: Edit: I'd never played MO, but just seeing the way a Meep looks kinda gives it away. Just a heads up from your ol' buddy, Dipp. |
Well heres something that won't happen Oddworld being sucked into a worm hole and sent accross the universe to earth where the Mudokins get into these flying saucers and invade earth with big pointy sticks and then leaveing Abe alone to fart. Oh wait a minuite this is Oddworld we are talking about here. Anything can happen. Hehe Oddworld Muds Oddyssey. The key to success in this game is oops out of room!
Mann I love being ODD! teehehehe odd is funny! here is my slig voice (AhhhA! Bzzak! Get em! Hear Boy! wait! Hi! Bluah! Gotcha!) Mann I am smokin something!:lol::lol::smokin::eek: |
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