100 stupid sayings
 

This is as funny as hell!:lol: Now you can make fun of specific reletives or people scroll down and read through hehe!:lol:

1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
4. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
5. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
6. Forgot to pay her brain bill.
7. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
8. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
9. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
10. One taco short of a combination platter.
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
12. All foam, no beer.
13. The cheese slid off her cracker.
14. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
15. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
18. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
20. As smart as bait.
21. Chimney's clogged.
22. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
23. A few beers short of a six-pack.
24. Dumber than a box of hair.
25. A few peas short of a casserole.
26. Doesn't have all her Corn Flakes in one box.
27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
29. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
31. No grain in the silo.
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
33. Receiver is off the hook.
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch.
35. Skylight leaks a little.
36. Slinky's kinked.
37. Surfing in Nebraska.
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
39. A few croutons short of a chef's salad.
40. In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.
41. He reached rock bottom the other day and started to dig.
42. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you get change.
43. The engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel.
44. The lights are on but nobody is home.
45. He's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
46. You may not be the brightest bulb on the tree, but you do blink once in a while.
47. He has two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
48. He's got the whole sixpack but lacks the plastic thing that holds them together.
49. He has a photographic memory, but the lens cap is glued on.
50. It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
51. He jumped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
52. It's hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm.
53. When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell.
54. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
55. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
56. He is a gross ignoramus, 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
57. He donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
58. He is a prime candidate for natural deselection.
59. He is about as sharp as a marble.
60. I wish I had a blueprint for his brain, I'm trying to build an idiot.
61. He only has one oar in the water.
62. He is 24 cents short of a quarter.
63. A few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.
64. About as deep as a saucer of milk.
65. He is about as sharp as a thimble.
66. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
67. He is about as bright as Alaska in December.
68. It's too bad he fell out of the family tree.
69. A few cards short of a full deck.
70. He has got an IQ of around room temperature.
71. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
72. He is so dense that light bends around him.
73. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
74. He could hold an in depth conversation with a chair.
75. If it was raining brains, he wouldn't even get wet.
76. The car looks great but it's out of gas.
77. He is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
78. The train is running, but there aren't any tracks.
79. A few trees short of a forest.
80. A few limbs short of a tree.
81. A few sheep short in the top paddock.
82. A few cows short of a herd.
83. He is playing soccer without a ball.
84. He is missing the enter key on the keyboard of life.
85. The doorbell is ringing but nobody is answering the door.
86. He is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
87. He doesn't have all his chairs around the table.
88. His radio is on but the tuning dial broke off.
89. He is a few grapes short of a fruit salad.
90. There is no furniture in his attic.
91. He is few pinstripes short of Yankee uniform.
92. It's a shame when cousins marry.
93. He never finished all of his homework.
94. Dumber than a box of hammers.
95. Not the brightest star in the constellation.
96. He'll be spending life in the "remedial" class.
97. He is few elements short of the Periodic Table.
98. A few houses short of a neighborhood.
99. He sacrificed a few pieces in the chess game of life.
100. He is a few shots over par.

:lol: I don't know about you but I find this extremely helerous! Come up with stupid sayings of your own if you dare!hehe:lol:

how about...
why did ya makes this so bloody long!?

Heres a great hint for ya "100 Stupid sayings!"

This topic is a couple posts short of a... good topic.

God, that was so lame. Why do I even say stuff anymore?

Ditto... A regognize some of those from the Weakest Link also. Ugh.

I usally tend to say that there just as "dumb as a brick" or "They have the I.Q of a brick"........always tought that was funny.....yes...*walks off*

oh...yeah...well i guess i am as dumb as a brick!

I know they showed the american version of the weakest link but did they show the English, as well as all the specials, like entertainers, irishmen, homosexuals, celebrities, ect. cause if they did you could probably change the list to a thousand, no joking.
Hows this,
he's 3 numbers short of a first grade maths question?
Or
He's a few pages short of an english essay.

Ive got tests on the brain write now, i've got my mock exams next week and i should really be revising.

Don't take it personal Ferill I am sorry if I sounded mean to you. I was just haveing a bad day when I wrote that and I was just being sarcastic so your not dumb as a brick your cool. Nobody is dumb here ok don't take it personal. I tend to get sarcastic when I am just haveing a bad day or when things just are not going well. Its not any of you its me and my personal life with school or work. I found out that I failed a math test that day and I was just fustraited. So I had to blow off some steam.


Paramiteabe... :fuzblink:

Does anyone understand idiot? Where's lindsey when you need her...

To borrow from Terry Pratchett:

I keep saying ' I'm smarter than Detrotus' but then I say 'so's yeast'

what? i dont understand what you just said.

Hey, at least he punctuates his sentences... most of the time. And that's an improvement over most of the members.

Re: !
 

Mind your fucking language, please.

Luke...stop making me giggle.

Edit: Luke, I just noticed your Lain banner....since you're obviously a fan of Lain, you should check out my friend's AI bot...which he has appropriately named Lain. Sure, she's a blatant rip off of A.L.I.C.E, but she's still loads of fun to talk to.

I hate advertising for websites, but what the hell, I'm feeling hypocritical today.

www.rekwan.com

as you can see in the [Lain] above edit, I over use [Lain] the word Lain.

I'm sorry for [Lain] the trouble. It won't [Lain] happen [Lain] again.

Damn, it looks like she's been deactivated for the time being. Though, if she does as predicted, she'll reactivate herself in an hour or two.

Wow... that was quite interesting... and a little creepy at the same time. Perhaps it was a good thing she was deactivated, everyone was just flaming her... jerks. :D Thanks for the link, anywho.

I would join that board if I wasn't on so many already...

How stupid and childish what is?
And where did this try-hard and his posts go anyway? I never got to see the replies he made to my ones of his (boy that was confusing) except this one. :fuzsad:

ha
 

Wow mabey you should calm down or how childish as you would say:fuzcool: :D