another chain letter
 

This is a chain letter that i found in my e-mail and i think that it is cool.

>*This is so cute!!!!!! and it's all true! All those things that they say guys
>love girls for is true!!! (hint) (hint)
> *This is really cute guys! especially the end
> *This chain letter is real we followed the
> instructions and we are going out with our crushes!!
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> Sorry, but this chain letter is for real, I got it the first time, and
>I ignored it and a week later and the love of my life for 6-months dumped me
>for no good reason so beware, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
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> The Lovers of the Heart
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> In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
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>to whom we please but one kiss.
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> Article 1 : Statement of Love: The Kiss
> 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
> 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
> 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
> 4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
> 5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
> 6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away
> 7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
> 8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
> 9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go
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> Article 2: The Three Steps
> 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
> 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
> 3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare
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> Article 3: The Commandments
> 1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
> 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
> 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
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> WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls...
> 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
> 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
> 3. How cute they look when they sleep
> 4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
> 5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in
>the world
> 6. How cute they are when they eat
> 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all
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> 8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
> 9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
> 10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that
>you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
> 11. How cute they are when they argue
> 12. the way her hand always finds yours
> 13. the way they smile
> 14. the way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after
>you just had a big fight
> 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know
>that an hour later you will be arguing about something
> 16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
> 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
> 18. Actually ...... just the way they kiss you...
> 19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
> 20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
> 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
> 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we
>don't admit it)!
> 23. the way they say "I miss you"
> 24. the way you miss them
> 25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it
>doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish
>they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.
>Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become
>everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of
>their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,you know
>that your own life is inevitably consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her
>very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it
>justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of theheart.
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> This is a love chain letter. In 5 days you are supposed to send it to
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>25 people.It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send
>it to 25 people in 5 days. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name
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>of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or
>"Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!!!!
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> ! N! ow! ! the consequences:
>The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad
>luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be
>a happy camper!!!
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:smokin: Ethan :cool:

Stop posting these chain letters. They are lame and everyone will probably get them as an email anyway.

THE

RANGE

OF

8

INCHES

LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

ENJOYED

BY

MEMBERS

OF

BOTH

SEXES.

IS

USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY

LOOSLEY

FOR

INSTANT

ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

LITTLE

HAIRY

THINGS

AT

ONE

END

AND

SMALL

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

IS

INSERTED,

ALMOST

ALWAYS

WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES

QUICKLY,

INTO

A

WARM,

FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE

IT

IS

THRUST

IN

AND

DRAWN

OUT

AGAIN

AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN

SUCCESSION,

OFTEN

QUICKLY

AND

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE

FOUND

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

RECOGNIZE

THE

RHYTHMIC,

PULSING

SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

WELL

LUBRICATED

MOVEMENTS.

WHEN

FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

BEHIND

A

JUICY,

FROTHY,

WHITE

STICKY

SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

NEED

CLEANING FROM

THE

OUTER

SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

SOME

OF

FROM

ITS

LONG

GLISTENING

SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

DONE

AND

THE

FLOWING

AND

CLEANSING

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED

EMANATING,

IT

IS

RETURNED

TO

ITS

FREELY

HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

YET

FOR

ANOTHER

BIT

OF

ACTION,

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

BRISTLING

CLIMAX

TWICE

OR

THREE

TIMES A

DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED,

THE

ANSWER !

TO

THE

RIDDLE

IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

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TOOTHBRUSH.........

what were you

thinking?

You PERVERT!

send this message to ten of

your

most

perverted

friends

or

else...

This is the letter: You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter to 10 people. If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love. The person that you are most attracted to will soon return your feelings. If you do not, bad luck will rear it's ugly head at you. You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck. GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of you, god damn idiots.