Roy's oddyssy
 

i've got a fiction story: Roy.....and a vykker oddyssy.



my signature has part of the story, so........SON OF A........

if you hate stories that last long, then you can run off screaming
"dfhfhgfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvjklrsdafgyilgdsligvslCJVXkxzgvsjkbfjsgvsjvgsdjfgs dfgdsyfgsduyfgsfg!"

so, do ya' think my story will be funny like a monkeykissinghorsetailedpignosedsonofabeeatch?:devil:

Ahem...
* yells dfhfhgfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvfgvjklrsdafgyilgdsligvslCJVXkxzgvsjkbfjsgvsjvgsdjfgs dfgdsyfgsduyfgsfg*

As long as it's funny as in with an amount of wit and not funny as in so stupid it's a comedy it sounds alright.

took me a while
 

#1-Roy's a mudokon
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in most storys, you hear about a guy workin' in industrial buisness'.........just like this one.........um,.........
(story continues........and no more continuous periods)
the story begins in a brewery called "Weastrup brewery".
they have great "live shock" and more drinks, but who the hell cares? I FOR ONE, have a sucky horse crappin',monkey screwin',
goat lickin' brainless, dickless, bank-lovin piece a sh*t boss like theirs, merry christmas, HOLY SH*T!
(story will resume)
:devil:

....that story was not as funny as a monkeykissinghorsetailedpignosedsonofabeeatch but i think it's ok and i never seen a monkeykissinghorsetailedpignosedsonofabeeatch so i don't know how funny it is