Girlfriend
 

Are there any girls out there who can never find a man who has the same interests as you.
I'm a man who is looking for a girl who shares my interests.
Nationality isnt a problem with me but I am British and I dont have loads of cash so I cant travel abroad often.
Looks dont bother me either but I prefer blondes or brunettes.
You have to enjoy star trek, farscape, basically any Sci-fi series.
You have enjoy Monty Python and Alan Partridge style humour.
I you like action movies then that is a bonus. You'll also have to like computer games.
I'm not being fussy, its just girls who go out with me and dont like these things find it difficult to relate to me, so any girls out there who like these things and are single please reply.
My profile is:
I have brown eyes, brown hair. I'm medium build and the girls in my local area are too out of touch with technology. I'm 16 and will be 17 in February. Age is not a problem but dont be too old or young.
Dont reply unless you're serious.

At first i thought you were some 11 yr old or 8 yr old. If you were i would have ignored this topic and not said what im about to say. But since your 16 (same age as me) and your going around begging for a girlfriend i come to the conclusion your a geek...please...please just hush.

I am no geek, what gives you the right to say that. Just trying to be friendly thats all. Geeks are unpopular people, but I am popular and I have loads of friends. If anyones the geek you are for saying stupid rude things like that.

Quan, i was nly a matter of time before jacob found it. So don't take it personally. Thats jacobs, its what he does! *getsready to be made fun of by jacob*

Geeks are popular among their own kind.

And unfortunatly i am popular...yes...i said unfortunatly. I am more popular now and it is literally driving me insane...

Something tells me this isn't going to go down well with some of the other members. Due to the fact that this isn't a dating board. I'm sure you only had goood intentions, but this isin't the place.

Come on people, I just want a girl to talk to. All the girls I go out with are dumb and uncultured and I thought that the best place to find a girl with the same interests as me would be on the internet.
By the way anyone here watch I'm Alan Partridge.

quan i know wut ur saying, and i respect wut ur saying so jacob shut up please because if u wann call ppl geeks, i got some names i can call u ;)

Yes, most girls whom go on the net and spend a lot of time on the net are...'cultured' aswell as hairy, ugly and smelly...

MC, what names would these be? (If you were joking then it doesn't matter but if you were being serious please state the names...i wont do/say anything horrible)

no jacob i was just kidding :) :D

Funny jacob...really funny!:D :D :D :D :)

Actually I've decided not to bother anymore, I'll just go elsewhere.
Oi, Jacob I was just wondering. Werent you on the EnB forums stirring things up with other clan members.
I think you should devote your time to something more productive rather than critisising other people. I dont mean any disrespect I just think that people should be given the right to express themselves freely.

he isn't wrong with that :fuzwink:

This is a wierd topic, it's like you are advertising for a girl!
What happens if they don't like you!
jeeeeeeZz

you are in a sense

You are in a sense not contributing that much with a comment like that. Please one sentence atleast. And idea for people who want to post a lot. Why dont you center on less topics, and focus on some that you really like and get involved with those instead of just posting to every single one. It proves the point again. Quality over Quantity. Just a suggestion that might save all of us a lot of frustration, but do as you wish, Im just giving you another option. Thanks.

Now as for this, I dont think this is the best place to be advertising for girls. Their are a lot of younger kids here, I doubt you will find the someone you are looking for here. most of us older people here tend to not like the whole Online Dating thing, and relationships. Maybe you should find a chat elsewhere. I doubt youll be having a relationship unless somehow you do find that someone your looking for. But thats just my opinion you dont have to listen to it, you dont have to care. Its just a friendly suggestion.Thanks.


-Al the Vykker

I feel sorry for him. He was actually serious, and took the time to make it formal. And Jacob scared him away....

Jacob didn't scare him away, everybody did.

Nobody's scared me away, I just wont bother to look here, I'll just go to a board thats more appropriate for this sort of thing. Suggestions please.

I would give you a board that i used to submit my stories to but i just realised your a child...

No, it wasn't me. I have a life.

I do, i drink, smoke, party, do weed, party, dance with both sexes, have fun...get called cute...wow, that was soooo amazing, and get my hand kissed.

Oh yeah. And how do you know I dont do all those things. People can lead double lives. If you are a productive person then stop critsising people and move on. If you have such a great time then why are you wasting time on the internet.

Jacob I dont want to offend you. Cant we just drop the act and be friends.

Jacob can't drop the act, and you can't offend him. But don't worry, he's not only like this to you.

Its not an act. I'm just a tad irritated that i seem to love straight males...its really annoying. And i might not see this particular one for a long time...

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Jesus! O.o Was he really serious? Heh.....poor thing. :rolleyes:

And so society begins to crumble....

I smell spam, does anyone else smell spam?

What do you think of my sub-text below my post. It means invincibility.

Once again another topic turned into spam, great job guys;)



(You know thats sarcasm I hope...stop with the spam, now.)

Forget the topic, just spam away.