Get your very own! Bible personally signed by Jesus!
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I wonder why this wasn't on the news?!:fuzwink: :fuzwink:
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At least the bible looks old.
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Whoa!
Goddamn! I just gotta have it! :fuzwink: I cannot live a day without guidance of the Holy Bible!:D ...Tch, yeah... right:fuzgrin: !
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Illtry and get the address by ive seen this site where for $16.99 you can get a psoter of you and jesus! a must have!:D
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I'm glad Jesus wants us to "keep on truckin". It's good to know he cares.
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How can you get a picture of jesus or a bible sighned by him when hes been phsically dead for almost 2000 years?
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'Tis all in good fun Splat, all in good fun.
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I had one once. Then I burned it in front of all the radicalist Christians in my neighborhood. Their faces were contorted in agony, as the ripped at their own eyeballs to make the scene stop. It was funny, until one man unethicly pulled a gun and shot 3 dogs, himself included.
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I dont think thats very funny Majic Abe. I doubt its true, but whever it is or it isnt, its not funny. Dont these forums have a law against saying possibly insulting things? Cause any Christians here will almost definately take offence. Like i said, its not funny.
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If I didn't think that people like you would go crazy, I'd be tempted to put the fictional tale in my signiture...
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You didn't think that was funny? God, I thought it was flippin' hilarious! Good stuff, Majic! :D
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Im a catholic, it didnt offend me. Everyone has their religious preferences, as well as their own beliefs. And I respect that. I know its a joke also, so it makes it all the much better. You have to know the way majic jokes around, for it to be funny in my opinion. Keep it up the sense of humor davey.;)
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if it was a joke i think it's okay but be carful who you joke with;)
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I do not believe you burned a bible and a man shot himself bad way to try and sound cool but I just got done reading my BEGINERS BIBLE so if you really did do what you say you have done the worst sin in history and should be begging for forgiveness also because if a man shot himself because of you thats counts as murder!
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I think the fact that I said I burned a "Bible signed by Jesus" would give away that I really didn't.
And I'm ahteist, thus, I shall not listen to your commands. |
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STOP BRINGING BACK UP OLD TOPICS |
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Just relax a bit, Majic's just having some fun. Personally I thought it was very funny. |
I was havin a bad day and i didnt expect to see sumthin like that. And it could insult some people. No offence though:fuzwink: , like i said, i was havin a bad day and i tentd to come here when im annoyed cause almost no one here know me and it means anyone who wouldnt normally like me doesnt no me to point it out!
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Like I alweys say "whats our world comming to?" And then someone would reply "its comming to a much better place." which is predictable. I too am a Catholic and it doesn't offend me because I don't really care. I really don't let stuff like that bother me because I know its all fun and games. heck I know a preist who makes jokes out of the religon thats why I think us Catholic's have it good. And we are the only religion who has the Blood of christ as wine not grape juce. Hey at the end of communion the preist gulps whats left in the challice. Hell I saw a comeidean start ripping on the Pope for his age and all when I was on my cruise about three weeks ago. It was histerical! I laughed like crazy! Well I have nothing else to say.Take care now by by then!:D
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Yeah, not to mention our pope/head of the church, rides around in a golf cart, called the "Pope Mobile". So :p :)
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I christian and me no give damn.
Thats funny MaJic!:D |