My idea...
 

Ok, why do sligs need guns? Sure, they'd get killed without them, but ive got something to solve this:

BAGELZ

YUO GIEF EECH SLEG AYE BAGEL (BUT NAAWT JUST ANEY AWELD BAEGL, A MAJGIK BAGEL) ADN HE EETS IT. BUT CAWS ITS MAJIK IT TURNS TEH SLIG INTO A MAGIC SLIG, ABLE TO DANCE. ADN ITS FLY DAINSIGN SKELS WELL ENSHOOR ANY INTRUDER'S HEAD EXPLODE. (TEH MAJIK HED ECKSPLODE DANSE OF INDIA OMFG OMFG OMGFG +3)

BUT WAHT WOOD HAPEN IF TOO SLEGS WER TO MEET? THEY WOOD BOHT DACN!1 ADN BOHT DEI!1 IT WOOD BE FUENY

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HERES MY DIAGRAM:

NORMAA SKEG

BUT HERES A MAJIK OEN


HAHA IT GAWT SHUS ADN A MAJIK DANS STIK ADN A HATE
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Re: My idea...
 

I was beaten as a child

CONSUMSHIN OF THEEZ BAGELS BAI OTHER CREECHOORS WOULD CAUSE CANCER