Hi, I'm the new guy
 

hi i'm new to the forum and loving it.

hi rev, i'm the forum funny guy. Hope you have a good time here.

Man, how many newbies will there be? (haha what a joke oh I'm choking here just kidding...)

Hello, I'm Silversnow, the drugdealerrrrrrrrrrrr-anti. Welcome.
(bad jokes)

Can a mod go ahead and start a sticky "Hi! I'm new!" topic?

EDIT: Oh yeah... hi.

Oh ah...I'm on fireee
 

*chokes*

You know Luke, that may be a nice idea. "Post your F-in hellos here!"

Hi.

Of course it was! I though of it, didn't I?! ;)

Hi. Go to The Glass Asylum. :D

Luke, your idea is now a reality. Thank me later, when we're having a hot cyber sex session.

any other introductory posts will not be tolerated.

Boo yah.

O dear Dave, you've done it even better than I could. Congragulations. And by the way, are you sure it was nice to tell people you have "hot cyber sex sessions"? I mean, now you'll have all those people like Robin stalking you.

I like being stalked.

I don't like robin.

we're having a hot cyber sex session.


:eek:

Hi

hey welcome to the forums..........."the new guy" is a ok movie........that has nothing to do with this topic but i just thought i would say that............

Robin touched my pee-pee...

Where is he anyway? I bet he's totally ashamed for being found out about getting into Abe Babes password...now he truly is an uber geek...

I think we should all laugh at the incest concieved freak who is Robin...HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...DORK!!

Hi, this is your first and probably last post. There are Only a handful of regulars that take the time to contribue to these forums. It would be cool to be proven wrong though... Anyway, enjoy your time here. :) :)

Oh, Munchman or Munch On This...i forget which, does Mike Myers talk in Halloween 8?

Did you know the Mike Myers mask was modeled after William Shattner?:D :D

ha ha ha, yes you're hilarious.

I'm also saddened at the removing of the late welcoming topic. I guess we actualy have to act like saints. Like all the time...

*draws halo over MA's name*

Uh oh, you just broke the saint rules. Lets see....

Violating my personal space
Trashing the forum look
Stealing a crayon from the zoo
Giving me good publicity without permision
Unjustly jumping to conclusions about my personal beliefs
Stereotyping saints with halos
Jamming a gluestick up my ass
Stabbing my eye out with your genitals
etc...

Ah, thats what you whipper snappers call it nowadays, a 'gluestick'.

I don't, I call it a sticky nob.

Wow, you're feeling happy today. You must've been sniffing glue again. Now I told you about that before. *hand on hip and wagging finger*

Nooo! Please, anything but that!

And in total contradiction to that, I'm feeling pretty blue tonight.

*laughs merrily*

how's housman doing?