Random Tomb Raider Story
This is a random Tomb Raider Story by me. Enjoy.
Episode I: Shoot the dog?! *the camera zooms up to Lara in Rome* *she's jogging along and freezes* Lara: Oh god.... *a dog starts dancing to Michael Jackson* Dog: Thrilllllllllllllller!! *does the moonwalk* Lara: O_o Talking dog?! Dancing dog?! I must be on those pills again...*shakes head* *a woman is seen in the distance* Woman: Ah Miss Noft..... Lara: WTF?! It's Ms Croft woman!! Don't you realise how famous I am?? Woman: Ms Croft.......Never heard of you. Lara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Woman: Winston sent me here to give you your happy pills that keep you from saying bad words to everyone..... Lara: ~@#$!! Woman: *ignoring Lara* My is that the time?! I have to put my boys to bed. They go hyper on Cheerios if i'm not around....Ta da! *clicks her fingers and she disappears* Lara: O_o *Lara shrugs and stands deciding if she should shoot the dog (pun there people if you know George Michael ;) )* ~*In a local bar*~ Pierre: Welcome to your french lesson Larson: Psst Pierre, stop talking to yourself.... Pierre: *smacks head* I was TALKING to you. Larson: *dumb stuck for an hour* OOoooooooh!! Pierre: *mutters* I'm amazed at your stupidity :o Larson: Soooo Pierre, are WE learning french?! Goody I love to learn!! Pierre:.....YOU'RE learning Larson Larson:.....I love to learn Pierre: *smacks head* I don't why I bother.... ~*London Leigh HQ,Saturday 11:15pm*~ Sophia: *drunk* So then I said to that Ms Croft *hic* blue MM's red MM's they *hic* wind up the same colour y'know... *hic* Dr.Willard: *drunk* You're starting to look monsturous after a couple of drink Miss Leigh... Sophia: *drunk* WHATTTTT!!?? I'm the most *hic* beautifulist girl *hic* in the world!! Mommy used to tell me *hic* the world revoles around ME!! *hic* Dr.Willard: That's what my daddy used to say!! He lied!! *starts sobbing* *dramatic music* Will Lara ever shoot the dog??!! *Lara is still staring at the dog* Will Larson STOP asking stupid qustions?! Larson: What's my name? Pierre: LARSON!!! STOP THAT!! Larson: Oh yeah that's my name.....Larson Stop That. You're the best Pierre!! Pierre: *angry* GRRRRRRRRR!!! Will Sophia and Dr.Willard EVER get over the fact the earth doesn't go around them?! Sophia and Willard: *hugging and hystericially sobbing* NEVERRRRRRRRRRR OUR PARENTS LIED TO US!!!!! Find out in the next episode!! (That was the worst people!! A load of random crap if you ask me :D) |
lol!:lol: That made me laugh. Good job in writing crap, funny crap. I like it.
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*covers mouth*
Heheheheheheheheheheh......... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! *cough* ............heh.... *Wipes saliva off Kai's face* Sorry about that........ That was pretty funny! Are you gonna write some more? |
Thank you guys. You bet I'll write some more!! Right now!!
Episode II: Silence of the cheese *meanwhile in the jungle* Tony: *in hysterics* Oh mannnnnnn Rory: Tony calm down Randy: ! Rory: Randy stop staring that damn cheesecake! Randy: It......talks..... Tony: Ahahaha he's lost it!! Talking cheesecake my big yellow butt! Randy:............ Rory:.............. Tony:.............. ~*In London*~ Dr. Willard: *drunkly sobbing* The world.....Our parents......they lied to us!! Sophia: *drunk* Boo-hoo and I thought that was the most beautiful... Dr. Willard: I love you man!! *hysterically sobs* Sophia: Me too!! *they hug and cry together* *leader of the damned crawls out the chimney (sp?) * Leader Of The Damned: Oh.....man! Ms Leigh can I stop cleaning the soot out now? Sophia: *drunk* @~*% off LOTD:.............. Dr. Willard: *in accent* I vant to suck your blood Sophia: *sniff* Save it for *sniff, hic* Hallo'ween Dr. Willard: *drunk* WILL YOU MARRY ME?! Sophia: *hic* Course I will you crazy fool!! ~*In Rome with Lara*~ Lara: *still staring the dog doing the moonwalk* Dog: #Thrillerrrrrrrrrrrrr...# Lara: You know.....this song is kinda catchy *dances along with doberman* # Thrillllllller # ~*In jungle*~ Randy: It talked I swear! Tony: *scarstic* And my dad is the pope Rory: Really?! Tony: Of course not you retard Rory: Oh Randy: Listen carefully Tony: Randy......get over it. Just because Lara doesn't fancy you.....She has the hots for me! Randy: WHAT?! Rory: Dream on Tony Tony:.......It's true y'know Cheesecake: I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth Tony: WTF?! Randy: See I told you if could talk! Tony: I believed in you all along and to think I ever doubted you Randy: OK Cheesecake: # Thrillllllllllerrrrrr # Tony: NOOOOOOO!! Rory: NOOOOOOO OH MY EARS!! Randy: I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON- I MEAN NOOOOOO!! ~*In the bar*~ Larson: My name is Larson Pierre: OK how to say it in French.....repeat after me- Larson: Repeat after me......I'm learning fast Pierre: NO! I meant you repeat after me:...... Larson: Repeat after me..... Pierre: *aims gun at him* NO! *dramatic music* Will Larson quit being a thicko? Larson: What's that mean?! Will Sophia and Dr Willard go ahead with the wedding?! Sophia + Dr Willard: *make out* Ewwwwwwwwwww!! Will Lara and the Doberman sing Thriller forever? Lara: *dancing* #Thrillllllllllllerrrrrr# OK then...Will Tony, Rory and Randy EAT the cheesecake?! Randy: NO I LOVE IT!! Tony:............ Find out in Episode III *theme music* |
*tries to hold in laughter...*:fuzgrin: ...:D ...:lol: LOL!!!!!!! I love this stuff, it's hella funny, must write more!!!!!!
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I like this story a lot, just the right sense, of Laughter/comedy, and action too.
Keep it up. -Al the Vykker |