The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord!!!
 

http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

After you've achieved world domination, whether through monopolising the world's supply of diamonds or releasing an unstoppable army of genetically engineered killer chooks upon the heathens, here's a few things you might want to do, in between naming months after your departed mother.

that was great! i laughed so hard! now i kno what to do when my evil plans unfold!