You shall all be deprived of my sparkling wit and magnificent intellect for a week...
 

From Saturday the 10th to the 17th, I shall be on holiday in sunny Wales, so I shall be unable to respond to emails or PMs, chat in MSN or update my site. Worst of all, you, you poor things whose only glimmer in your sad existence is talking to me, shall have to wallow in despair and boredom (and shitty forum topics) until my return.

It's Thursday now, but I doubt I'll be online on Friday, as I'll be packing, putting music on my mp3 player so I don't have to take a small mountain of CDs with me, an trying to decide which few of my myriad hilarious shirts to take with me.

I shall tell you about it when I get back (and if I'm in a good mood I'll refrain from including details of my pooing).

Don't mess up M A & L while I'm not here!

If you're going away soon, why don't you come on MSN and talk to people (me) before you go so you can full up their (my) glimmer-o-meter before you leave?

Bye.
*messes up M A & L*

Re: You shall all be deprived of my sparkling wit and magnificent intellect for a week...
 

Bye. Have fun. Umm... Don't do anything I wouldn't do. No, that doesn't narrow it down enough... Oh, I know, don't do anything Pinky wouldn't do. No, that narrows it down too much... Ah, do what you like...

Good bye! Have loads of fun! I hope you enjoy yourself!!

My only advice is to visit Port Merion...
 

Wales eh?

Good luck.