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PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-26-2002 10:15 AM

Question...
 
What is your profession? I want to be in the medical field.

Surfacing 07-26-2002 10:19 AM

Computers, what else?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-26-2002 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by Surfacing
Computers, what else?
Well give me more infel. Programming? Designing?

sligster 07-26-2002 02:09 PM

I would like to be in science so I can create a highly explosive super-deadly chemical powerful enough to destroy entire planets so I can use that to take the Earth hostage and make the president pay me $100,000,000,000,000,000 and then even when he does pay me I'll still blow up the Earth!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Evil will reign supreme!!!!!!! Errrr..... did I say that out loud?

Jacob 07-26-2002 02:24 PM

I have checked buisness, however i have a range of ambitions.

Psychologist.
Shrink (Psychiatrist).
Criminalologist.
Games Designer.
Games Reviewer.
Lawyer.
Marketing Director.
Advert designer.
Fashion Designer.
A Manacurist.
A Ice-Cream (Chocolate flavoured)
A Porn Director.
A Mobile phone.
A 'Mr Sneezy, Hug me Pleezy' toy.
and a comma.

sligster 07-26-2002 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I have checked buisness, however i have a range of ambitions.

Psychologist.
Shrink (Psychiatrist).
Criminalologist.
Games Designer.
Games Reviewer.
Lawyer.
Marketing Director.
Advert designer.
Fashion Designer.
A Manacurist.
A Ice-Cream (Chocolate flavoured)
A Porn Director.
A Mobile phone.
A 'Mr Sneezy, Hug me Pleezy' toy.
and a comma.

Huh? What? I'm comfused, a Ice-cream? A phone? A Mr Sneezy, Hug Me Pleezy toy? A comma? I'm sorry but I'm dreadfully confused. * Hippies run up to house and start protesting about my chemichal * ''Like, don't blow up the Earth man, it's like, a living thing man.'' '' Get away from my house you damn hippies! I'm gonna kill the Earth and theres not a damn thing you can do about it!!, Damn hippies.'' '' Like, kill is such a harsh word man, like use the word...........uhhhhhh...... well there really is no word that can replace kill, but don't blow up the Earth man, it's like, where mother nature lives and stuff.'' ''Are you guys on pot?'' '' uhhhhhhhhhhhhh'' Get away from my house you damn hippies!!!!!'' ''Then destroy the chemical, man'' ''Okay, thats it!!!'' * I pull out a roket launcher * '' Say hello to my little friend!!!! '' ''Dude thats not like, little, man. '' '' DIE HIPPIES!!!!!!!!'' * Roket launcher fires and kills all hippies * '' Now theres nothing to stop me from blowing up the Earth!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! * U.S. army shows up * '' Oh yeah, theres that to. ''

Gluk Schmuck 07-26-2002 03:35 PM

I want to be a games programmer so I clicked 'Math.'

sligster 07-26-2002 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck
I want to be a games programmer so I clicked 'Math.'
Actually, that would probobly be Computer/Engineering.

TheKhanzumer 07-26-2002 03:52 PM

I want to become an animator/producer. I have lots of ideas for video games, movies and TV series. Hopefully I can earn a decent amount of money doing something I love.

Gluk Schmuck 07-26-2002 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by sligster
Actually, that would probobly be Computer/Engineering.
My carrer fits equally as well into either catagory.

sligster 07-26-2002 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck


My carrer fits equally as well into either catagory.

What are you saying? Your trying to steel my chemicals?!? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Well your not getting them! I'm going to blow up the Earth and thats final!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! * Fades to black, then fades back in at the nut-house, shows me in a strait jacket, still laughing * '' I aint crazy!! I aint crazy I tell ya! I just wanna blow up the Earth!!!!........... Hey, wheres my chemicals? I TOLD YOU THAT GLUK SCHMUK WOULD STEEL MY CHEMICALS!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme back my chemicals!!!!!!!!!!'' '' Must...... Get back....... chemicals.......'' * Falls and lands on face * '' Help! I've fallen, and I cannot get up!''

Stanley 07-26-2002 05:47 PM

Mine Is Bissnes But it has to do with computers to. My bissnes Avalves Above the law , I exsist iN a world With no boundrys. Mined is all that maters then your body At last then your Spiret. If there is such a thing Then there is Were I am and work.... :fuzzle: :o

sligster 07-26-2002 05:54 PM

Errr... Stanly, can I ask you a question? Do you know where my chemicals are? Because I can't destroy the world without them.

I NEED THOSE CHEMICALS!!!!!!!!

One, Two, Middlesboogie 07-26-2002 06:21 PM

I want to be a lawyer, so I presume that's 'business'.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-26-2002 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by sligster
Errr... Stanly, can I ask you a question? Do you know where my chemicals are? Because I can't destroy the world without them.

I NEED THOSE CHEMICALS!!!!!!!!

Elementary my dear mad scientist! Bwahahahaha! United, we can destroy the world together!!! Bwahahhaa

Oh and in the medical field, I mainly want to study hair, nails and skin diseases. I want to be a Dermatologist.

Armed Slig 07-26-2002 08:18 PM

I want to be one of the fallowing things:

1.) Hotdog vendor (my Dad's business)
2.) Secret Agent (don't tell anyone)
3.) Male model

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-26-2002 08:21 PM

LOL, I like your sig pic armed slig.

I want to be a operator lady, janitor, construction worker when I was little but nah.

morphius 07-27-2002 01:00 AM

i plan to be a master artist of course, i am one of the best in the world, do to my creativity and understanding of technique, and what it is i want to portray in my artwork...........................

Sydney 07-27-2002 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by morphius
i plan to be a master artist of course, i am one of the best in the world, do to my creativity and understanding of technique, and what it is i want to portray in my artwork...........................
And humble, too... :rolleyes:

morphius 07-27-2002 02:26 AM

im just very sure of myself in this case because sometimes u need to be.....................

Disgruntled Intern 07-27-2002 06:29 AM

I'd like to be a herpetologist, or a curator of reptiles at a zoo.

salty pretzils 07-27-2002 08:48 AM

I would like to be a GP or a nurse but if this is not possible, a job to do with science would be acceptable. To be honest I'm a bit too young to think about this kind of thing yet.

Jacob 07-27-2002 01:50 PM

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im just very sure of myself in this case because sometimes u need to be.....................
Very true. But when you fail people laugh at you...quite like this *Laughs* You see.

morphius 07-27-2002 03:06 PM

what do u mean by like this laughs you (i) see?

Jacob 07-27-2002 06:10 PM

Anything inbetween ** (Asterix') is a doing thing. Like;
*Laughs* or *Cries* or *Pokes* etc.
Anyway, i shall not laugh at you, like this...HAHAHAHAHAHAAA...HA...HAAAA...*Coughs*...HAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA, HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHA...HA...so on and so forth.

dark_xinos 07-27-2002 06:54 PM

I wanna program Games and/or work with Anamation/graphics. That'l be so cool! It's like getting paid for doing your hobbies, only at a more advanced level. *falls into a creamy slumber with flying tulips hovering around my bed*

morphius 07-27-2002 08:21 PM

i still dont understand what u mean with the laughing and all, but i trust u know what your talking about jac-0-roonie...................

sligster 07-27-2002 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR

Elementary my dear mad scientist! Bwahahahaha! United, we can destroy the world together!!! Bwahahhaa


No, you go with the Earth!

P.S. I found the chemicals under my bed!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-29-2002 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by sligster



No, you go with the Earth!

P.S. I found the chemicals under my bed!

Ah pineapples, I had my world domination plans under my couch.

Alot of people want to be computer nerds. You go! Conquer! :D

Jacob 07-29-2002 12:58 AM

I noticed that aswell Pinky. Although i wasn't going to say anything until someone else brought it up. Thx.