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sligster 07-20-2002 03:53 PM

Snake-heads
 
Has anyone seen the news latley? Those fish called chinese snake-heads. This guy released them in a pond and scince they can ''walk'' on land they've spread all over Minosoda. They have razor sharp teeth and will eat anything in sight. The mayor of Minosoda wants to get rid of them all, but how?

Gluk Schmuck 07-20-2002 04:09 PM

"Napalm. Lots and lots of napalm!"

Danny 07-20-2002 04:54 PM

Minosoda - half man, half lemonade...

I voted piranhas, because they would cause more problems than they solved, which is always fun.

oddling 07-20-2002 07:40 PM

I heard this on the Daily Show the other day. They had a fake park ranger and he said they were going to put Pirahnas and Scorpions in and around the water to get rid of them, then to get rid of the Pirahans and Scorpions, they'll get alot of Owls. Then to get rid of them, they'll get alot of Falcons, Eagles, and Hawks. Crazy huh? Anyway I voted for the Pirahnas. Then I'll have an excuse not to go into the lake up at the cabin when it's freezing cold! Maybe if I threw my little sister in there she would get eaten. Now thats a good idea! A big sign in front of a pond says, Pirahnas: Natures sister exterminater.

EDIT:Hey I can't vote! It says I have an invalid session or something! That happened on the last poll I tried to vote on but i thought something was just up with that poll, can I have a little help? Sydney? Dragadon? Abe Babe?

Oddling l:c l

Majic 07-20-2002 09:58 PM

Napalm... Explosions and havoc are nice, hopefully even innocent victims.

Armed Slig 07-20-2002 10:43 PM

My theory: Fight biohazzard with biohazzard. Poison the waters! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

Wolfpac 07-20-2002 10:55 PM

pirranahs.
It would actually be funny seeing people trying to get rid of them.

Jacob 07-20-2002 11:01 PM

Nuke 'em. Or tell them 'No'

dark_xinos 07-21-2002 01:18 PM

Electrefy the water:) Lots of fried fish for the cat!

quetzalcoatl 07-21-2002 03:17 PM

I voted for poison, use a poisonous frog's poison and the problem should be solved!

sligster 07-22-2002 08:34 PM

Looks like alot of people like the napalm idea!

Armed Slig 07-23-2002 05:03 AM

Yeah, becuase their sick war-hungry mofos! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

By the way, Wolfpac, you freakin' rock, man.

sligster 07-23-2002 11:53 PM

Okay, it is now official that they are gonna use poison on the fishys. Thanks for voting and have a nice day.:D

Majic 07-25-2002 03:26 AM

My brother mentioned this today after he got back. He has a picture of one from Germany that was in a tank, its rather evil looking. They can eat cats whole...

Edo 07-25-2002 06:28 AM

They should have had bounties for them. It would stir people to catch them, and would be kinder to the environment.