while the cat's away...
 

Interesting.
Anybody else notice something a little... strange since Danny left for his short Hiatus? I've seen at least ten people mention him when posting anything that might even be remotely construed as offensive to anybody. They feel compelled to apologize to him, even though he isn't here. Hmm. Almost as though... as though our minds have been bound by unholy forces, and we are in the first stages of withdrawl from some demonic influence that imprisons us. Maybe...
Curioser and curioser. Could it be that our friend Danny has, all this time, been, in actuallity...
bum bum bum
A SINISTER ELVEN GYPSEY KING! Yes, I'm certain of it, it's the only logical explanation! Watching over us all from his tower of doom, ready to smite any peasant or pauper clutching even the smallest iota of a contradictary opinion with his mighty purple force-lightning powers! Fear him, for he IS fear!

A wretched urchin child with great quiviering shiny eyes and wearing a skirt of rags comes groveling to the court of the evil lord Danny, begging on hands and knees-
"Please, your unquestionable majesty and holiness, at least CONSIDER that, maybe, perhaps, in some remote circumstance, you could be... could be... wrong?"
"NEVER!" he screams from atop his dark throne of ebony and writhing steel, then orders his horrible royal demon guards to drag the insolant whelp from the room, her pleads for humanity falling on deaf ears as these terrible shells of souls sucked dry by his thirst for power hurl her into the sand-worm pit uncerimoniously, their dead eyes watching her be dragged down, screaming, as the demented laughter of lord Danny eminates from his chamber of nightmares.

So, quickly, fellows, speak freely now, before the dark lord returns to his realm and his influence is reinstated! Breathe deep the sweet aroma of human rights, live lives unfettered by his draconian will, and I beg of you, do not forget my message, for as soon as he has come, I am surely the first to die!

Ah, fun at the expense of the guy who isn't here. I can't wait until I go on vacation! And if Danny happens to read this- PLEASE, SPARE ME, OH WISE AND POWERFUL LIEGE OF SHADOWS! I DID NOT MEAN IT!

Hmmm... I also notice that Dan has been striped of his moderator privileges, i wonder way that is?

Are you serious? Woah, I had no idea. Anybody know what's going on? Ignore my stupid first post, what's happening?

*snickers* Oh, that crazy Ian.

Oh, about Dan and his mod title... Rach told me what happened a couple weeks ago. Apparently, he didn't want to be a mod any more, because he isn't on the forums as much, so he asked the admins to give the title away. Now it's Rach's job.

So then that would mean Rach is doing twice as much mod work, because she would still be doing her old mod work right? Hmmm... Should'nt someone who is not already a mod have taken Dan's position?

A gypsy King! I'm scared!

Oh yeh, notice that the tactile one disapears but when it comes to me...Mr Controversy who shuns people who are bad (MMA) you just ignore everything...well...fine.

Hm, I can't wait to see if Danny ever posts here... The evil know-it-all who conquers most everyone in arguments and keeps his evil rein over all of us (and now him) average forum members... And Eddie, we already know you want to be a moderator, but still, it may happen someday;)

Ian! I thought I could trust you with my secrets!

I suggested her for the job, as I don't really care about the RPG any more. She seemed to be the person who cared the most, and we'd already seen her doing a good job with Fan Corner. She seemed the obvious choice.

It has to be said, I miss having a title in green under my name... I wonder if I could get Sydney to found a small and pointless forum, just so I can be a moderator again... :D

Well, it worked for me... ;)