87 names that would probably not be the best titles for soda brands
Just to prove to you how bored I really am (because I just know that some of you doubt my word on it. Don't think I'm not on to you), here are 87 names I personally think should not be picked as titles for new carbonated beverages. Try to imagine each curved across a shiny aluminum can surface, try to imagine being the least bit thirsty, and you'll see what I mean.
1- Burrs n' Nettles 2- Fiesta del fuego! 3- Mm Mm cancer 4- Mellow Tallow 5- Mountain Goat 6- Statutory Grape 7- Woo Ha, I've been shot 8- Baby Jessica 9- Dude's hair 10- Hayfever Hank 11- You better damn well like peaches, punk 12- Spaniel punch 13- I'm wearing mittens 14- Tell my wife I love her 15- Why not just drink water? 16- Simply bile 17- Why god why!? 18- Yeeeee 19- Roger Corman 20- Cajun Crunchberries 21- Bricks! 22- Elaphantine mist 23- Bat-shit crazy 24- Ow 25- Kirk or Picard? 26- Warm n' sticky 27- Neon Freon 28- Diet Smegma 29- Caffeine free Diet Smegma 30- R. L. (Royal leprocy) 31- Sour cream and wasps 32- Six-down 33- Makes-u-lonely 34- Why won't anybody love me? I can change, I swear! 35- Lemming-lime 36- Pre-nup 37- Post-op 38- Autopsy Juice 39- What's with the cloves? 40- Gym teacher 41- Tasty burnt 42- Squeal 43- Misapropriation 44- Debilitating 45- Cracked heads of the filthy Irish 46- Conform! 47- My Dad 48- Churrizo chunks 49- Leased grease 50- ? 51- Caffeine free Diet Smegma Lite 52- Rocks... I think 53- Minimal amount of spiders 54- Cheese etc 55- Assisted breathing 56- Olaf 57- Corn husks 58- Blinky 59- Los Angeles Dew 60- Elvis sweat 61- # 61 62- No-more-teeth 63- Mostly hair 64- Just guess 65- Stubble gum 66- Damn I want a tamale 67- Danny's socks 68- Dino-nuggets 69- Captain Juju's Monkey water 70- Foot beer 71- Max Amped Stoked Energy logs 72- Where's the peaches? 73- Frailty, thy name is woman 74- Bean runnoff 75- Oily discharge 76- Blended Bleh 77- Escort leftovers 78- Lego use # 651 79- Liquid Burlap 80- Dusty 81- Uteral sluff 82- Shirts verses skins 83- Tumble weed 84- Shasta 85- Sugar Free, Caffeine free, Diet Smegma lite 86- Cheesy effects 87- Smegma Classic See, what did I tell you? Really, REALLY bored. Somebody do something, or tommorrow it's going to be 124 home loan bank slogans that wouldn't be good ideas. |
I'd drink 11, 18, 50, and 61.
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I will drink 3!
It's cancer in a can!!!! LOL Also I would drink the DUde one so I can have sexy hair. |
I'd like you better damn well like peaches, punk and who ha I've been shot. Don't ask nme why I just would. And can I make up my own bad soda name? How about Paramite juice would that work?Or Slurg slime thats good. Or Vomit-ade ew that ones gross.
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No. 78 looks nice.....
*dies laughing* I've got one: Slig water:use it, don't abuse it! |
I'd drink 11 and 61... Maybe...
I would probably try 19, and maybe like it... or not... Most likely not. Dull and flat, probably... |
Hehe! I liked those. I'd probably drink number 30 and number 69.
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I think you may have something with this Smegma brand cola, Deq! And I also liked 6, 11, and 34. :D
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Anyone who is bored enough to write all this has my sympathy...
Fortunately, I'm not bored enough to read it all... [Maybe Later ;)] #6 did catch my eye though, as I remember my friend Helen bringing to a party one time a bottle of wine called "The Unpronounceable Grape"... |
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet. Just wait until I'm REALLY bored.
And anybody who would drink something called Smegma Cola needs to consult a dictionary. |
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