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Chris the Slig 06-07-2002 01:15 PM
Chris the slig's short stories #1
 
#1: Abe explodes.

Abe exploded by putting a grenade down his pants to impress the girls.
"Ouch." said Abe.

THE END.

pathetic isn't it! well it's only a short story!

paramiteabe 06-07-2002 04:14 PM
Yea that was pretty short but it was funnier than hell heheheheheheheheh! Make more.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

oddling 06-08-2002 05:39 PM
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Oddling

Chris the Slig 06-11-2002 08:27 AM
i'm making another one, but i havn't thought of anything yet. What do you want in my stories?

oddling 06-11-2002 04:56 PM
um make one that goes something like this-One day a Fleech was sleeping when he heard a squeek.Then he found a free pizza sneeking across the floor."Yum!" said the Fleech
Horribly horribly stupid isn't it?

Oddling l:c l

paramiteabe 06-11-2002 06:22 PM
Make one with Munch in it. That will be cool too. Like Munch was hopping through Rupture Farms but then he slipped over a bannana peel and got his leg caught in the meat grinders. Now Molluck has a new idea for food product gabbit legs. You know like frog legs. Im done hehe pethetic isn't it.:lol: :lol:

TheKhanzumer 06-11-2002 09:10 PM
I hope it is okay for me to post a short story here.

The Attack

It was a dark and stormy mid-afternoon. Zero the mudokon scrub was working in Scrab Kennel 62. As he washed stains left from feces off of the floor he thought he heard a faint tapping coming in his direction. A suddenly skreech exploded in his ears and before he had time to react a razor-sharp beak came tearing down his face. Blood clouded his eyes and fear clouded his mind. Suddenly the vicious scrab burst into steaming bits of flesh and gore. "Get back to work" yelled Zero's slig savior as he beat him across the back with his brand new machinegun.

oddling 06-12-2002 12:49 AM
Ouch, that sounds like it would hurt! Poor Zero, see this is why i came to Earth and am using a human disguize because I don't like when my fellow Sligs beat up mudokons like that!!!! But for a brand new machine gun maybe i could bend the rules a bit!

Oddling l:c l