Your ideas of what hell is like!
 

This is what my view of a day in a life is like in Hell!

Imagine if you will: You wake up and you find yourself standing out side on a bright sunny day in a suburbean neighborhood. You see no cars, and no people whats so ever. It is almost as if the entire neighborhood has been deserted. Then suddenly you see this T-Rex rampageing down the street towards you. You try to run but you can't because as you look down, the concreat becomes quicksand. But then the T-Rex is gone and your free from the quicksand. But unfortunatly the T-Rex isn't gone he's right behind you and you have to run.

So your running down the street when suddenly all the trees become alive and try to hold you so the T-Rex can eat you. You manage to get past the trees but then all the houses turn into brick walls with thorn bushes growing out of them. Then rock demons start comeing out of the bricks trying to grab you and take you in as if all the bricks became living beings. They start scratching and clawing at you and makeing fun of you. Now the neighborhood is no longer a neighborhood, it is a vast brick maze filled with rock demons and thorns bushes. The sky is red with fire and the face of evil appears as where the moon would be.

Now you are in trouble for the T-Rex is still after you and you are lost in a maze. The ground becomes hot coals and you scream in agony. The T-Rex finds you and he eats you. You yell and suddenly you wake up.

You then walk to the door and you open it and find yourself in a vast sandy deasert. But you look in the sky and you see 2 moons and a child laughing like crazy. You realize that you are not in a deasert but in a vast sand box. The child takes this toy dinosaur and it is the T-Rex that was chaseing you before. He puts it in the sand and it tranforms into this most hideous looking serpant you have ever seen. You try to run but you can't because behind you is the lake of fire and the serpant picks you up and squeezes you so hard that your eyes bust out. You are in so much pain that you explode. Then you wake up again and find yourself back in the neighborhood where you started. You try to avoid it but the demons of hell poke you and tell you to get going. And you relive the same nightmarish reality for eternity. The end.



That is my view on what hell would be like in one day. What do you think hell would be like for you?

I made a topic about Hell and shtuff a while ago. Basically my idea of Hell is;

A giant building inside the Earths core. The people who have been sent to Hell are the labourers who hack away at the walls, making more space and more room. Lucifer runs the place sat on his 'Throne' with two Demon guards either side of him. Demons make sure everything is in order and if a labourer mucks up, he gets 2 more chances to make a mends. However, if he fails to make a mends then Lucifer will either burn him, right there on the spot or take him to the room of Oblivion were Oblivion will devour him.

Hell is also very hot and the longer you stay in Hell the more Demonic you begin to look, etc. So Cyrrius (One of the characters in my game that im planning to sell in the future.) will be partly Demonic, a shade of red and shtuff.

eh....cold?

Medieval theories saw hell as being cold - since it was within the earth's core and as far as possible from the heaven surrounding our planet.

As for my thoughts, I always imagined hell as doing something pointless for all eternity. Like doing debt reconciliations or licking envelopes.

Aaargh, I bet it's like the Sahara Desert. Only there will be the horribly annoying works of Randy Newman playing over and over and over... and there will be many fat gay guys dancing in front of you wearing nothing but a tissue...AAAAAAARRRGGGH!:flames: :sick: :dead: Horrible! :devil: :devil: :devil: For all eternity!

Ancient Romans thought that it's cold in hell as well. Well, actually they thought that the abode of the dead consisted of three parts; The Meadow, where most of the people ended up, The Fields of Elysion, the paradise, where only the chosen ones could get into and Tartaros, what we call hell. It was an endless winter in Tartaros.

When our Latin teacher was telling this to us Klaus raised his hand and asked: "But what if you like it when it's cold and winter?" Our teacher: "Oh, come on! Who could actually like winter?" Klaus, Susanna and me raised our hands. And that was almost a half of the people on my 1st grade's (in college, that is...) Latin course. Now our group is a bit bigger, I think... Then she said: "Oh well...
I think it's hot for the cold loving people, then..." Now that doesn't really make sence, does it? ;)

Anyway, I know I'm being boring, but I have no idea of what hell looks like, because I don't believe in hell.

If I believed there were a Hell, it would be full of Religious fanatics screaming "Praise be to God!" and such.

scary stop it *runs away*

Um... nonexistent.

In hell you have to eat the food that you love the most for all eternity...

A place were they play nothing but country,rap,and polka on da radio,all that is on TV is Barney,Pokemon,and Teletubbies,there is NO ODDWORLD,your a smelly Glukkon,and the coffee is cold!!!!Heres what I tink dat would be like.You wake up one morning and suddenly realize you can't feel your legs.You try to pull of da covers but your arms are stuck in your pajamas and you find you have no legs and your arms are now what you walk on.You realize in horror you turned into a smelly old Glukkon overnight and worst of all you have rabies!!!!!!You walk down stairs,well actually you fall and graba cup of coffee.You take a sip and find it is cold,but no matter how much you heat it up the coffee will not get hot!!!You put on da radio and Garth brookes is playing,you hate country so you turn the daila nd L.L Cool J is on and you also hate rap.You then change the station again and some horrible polka band is playing.you keep changing da station but all dat is on is Polka rap and country.You switch on d boob tube but all dat is on is Barney.Pokemon and Teletubbies.You are so unhappy you search for the one sure fire cure.A playstation with Abe's Exoddus in it.You search throught the cabinets but it is gone!!!!You run out da door screaming help help but no one answers.Suddenly you see aa army of little demons with lightsabers and guns.Leading them is a dark hooded figure."Who are you?!!!!"You ask."I am me.Me is I.I am the ultimate evil.Bow down before me or you shall suffer the consiqunces!!!"You hear a small high pitched voice complaining about a burrito and then the dark creature lifts it's hood.To your surprise it is invader Zim and behind him all the little demons are not little demons,they are JACOB!!!!!You run in fear but an electric wall block your way such as in oddworld.You can not stop in time and you run through the wall and immediatly feel a searing pain.you look at your hands and they are a mere collection of little blue dots forming the shape of your hand.you realized you have been electrocuted and have been atomized.Everything goes black and the last thing you hear is "I'm gonna sing da doom song now!Doom doom doom doom!!!"
Creapy huh?

Oddling

Kid rock on the radio 24/7?

Thats...well, a interesting depiction of Hell. Except i wouldn't be following a leader by the name of 'Zim' in a black robe etc. And i wouldn't have guns or swords...i would be the leader with my Biatches from Hell...and i would have a...ermm...whip. Yeh, with shards of metal on the end. Bwahaha...etc

Spidey senses tingling! I sense another Jacob vs. Oddling fight...

EEEEEE!:eek: :eek: Please no, this cannot happen to me! Arrgh!
If this topic turns into another scrap Please leave other people out of it! okay..must calm down..breath deeeeeep, queit breaths..

My idea of hell, living on what earth is going to be like in another million years if the greenhouse effect continues. It will be just like venus, and man(and women :fuzwink:)kind will be resposible for creating it....
(Shudders...)
Well, life is now, but for how much longer?

Oh man let's not get into this again.I may be a slig but I don't like gettin in trouble.Let's end dis thing before it starts okay?I didn't mean ta be nasty I just wanted ta do sometin funny.And if I was the leader of a bunch of little demons I would turn them into flying monkeys and give them lightsabers and lazer blasters!!!!!First I would go to the Glukkon retirment home and make faces at them behind glass like when ya put yer face on a car window it gets all flat and stuff.Any way I would do that until they get sad,then blast 'em with some Dracon beams,then free my fellow sligs and tell them ta be my slaves and get high ranking positions or they would suffer like the rest of the world,then the ones that didn't cooperate would be sent to the tear extractors and would be set on high voltage.Then I would make all the coffee cold exept for mine and the sligs that agreed to join,then get a pack of rabid Fleechs and use mind control to make them bite everyone once then go to the hospitals and get rid of all the rabies shots and if anyone makes some more and tries ta give it ta someone bite 'em abain and put 'em in a dungeon.Then everyone would have rabies and die slowly and the people who are still alive and are dyind too slowly I'll just shoot with a Dracon beam and then Earth would be hell.MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

EDIT:Opps.I forgot not everyone knows who Zim is.It's a cartoon on Nickleodeon and that little thing complaining about burritos and singing the doom song is his stupid robot G.I.R.Well Zim is an Irk and they want ta take over every planet in da universe and Zim is trying ta take over Earth.They don't like him cause he is stupid and annoying and they don't even know Earth exists but they think there is a planet somwhere out there so they send him there thinking he'll just keep on going forever never returning back home but he finds it and is trying ta take it over unsuccsesfuly.and G.I.R's story is that every Irk invader gets a helper robot but there good ones but the leaders don't want ta waist a good robot on Zim so they go to the trash can and make on out of an old frozen yougurt machine so dats why he's stupid.Wow dis was a long post!!!!
Oddling

Gawd...i wasn't even being nasty. Look...i am sarcastic so much that my humour is infected with nasty sarcasm...Ugh. If i was gonna be nasty i would of abused you...not state that i dont follow a robed leader called 'Zim'. *Sighs*

If you bad here in me topic, ye guys will go to hell! hehe! j/k.

I'm allready there visiting my Grandma!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :p :devil: And I didn't say you were being nasty.It's just dat Mac da janitor and salty pretzils were sayin that we were gonna fight again and I was just reasuring dem we weren't.Oh man I'm confused!!!!And dis is my 3rd post today I was confused in!!!!!!!!:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!Ou ch.I'm not screaming dat loud again!!!!

Oddling

Oddling, not trying to be rude, but make some sense. For crying otu loud, its impossible to read your posts! Lets start a nice little class... First lesson, spacing. You space like this "then there was a cat. Then a dog". Yes, you space after sentences to. You type clearly by saying statements that go along with the topic. Like "Hell is where Invader Zim leads his armies against you, with lightsabers and lasers". Rambling on about useless stuff that nobody really cares about or enjoys reading, such as "Oh man I'm confused!!!!And dis is my 3rd post today I was confused in!!!!!!!HE...ELP!!!!!!!Ouch.I'm not screaming dat loud again!!!!". That is completely pointless and jsut takes up space, not to mention I changed up your long "HELP" so my posts wouldnt go off double to the side. I simply ask you act like a regular person and type like a regular person.

Ok, to the topic. Ahem, I think hell is like falling forever in a dryish, buring red canyon with no one around. A constant headache, unbearable conditions, and isolation from the world and everything. If you want a less serious answer, I'd say 24/7 humidity with a red horizon, and Oddling leading an army or, um, things, around and around shouting mindless ramblings. Radio is just Rap and country, and the people are morons who cant do anything. Then theres only paddleball for entertainment. Or maybe just the amish life(If yoru an amish and your reading this, why shame on you, go confess to the church!).

And you know, the idea just hit me. We need a therapy topic to help people learn to type and talk like regular people! Hm...

That's not scary....that's silly!:D

If hell existed, it would be what each person would hate the most... Meaning, if you are clostrophobic, you would be lockod upp in a tight pipesystem underneath a mountin... While you are constently drowning, sence there is water in there, and you are imortal... So the drowning feeling is all the time, and you are jinxest so you cant calm down and alwase panaing... This would go on for a few thousound years, then the next evil thing would come...

Like watching a vidio of all your famely and friends dieing in cruel ways... Though thay dident die like that (or if there still alive and this is the first thing you do), hell has just spawned a vidio of what it would be like, though you dident know that...

Sorry. When i said I'm allready there cause I'm visiting my grandma i ment I was allready in hell if ya couldn't understand that. I'm gonna try to use less dis's and dats so people can actually read my posts!!!!! Yay I'm allready gettin the hang of it I didn't use any dis's or dats and I spaced after the periods yaaay!!!!

Oddling

You think that's hell, Do you hate the feeling if you have a parent techer conference, you have butterflies in your stomach, and when your parents come home your heart starts pounding really hard so they can tell you if your teacher hates you or not. I hate that feeling! Thank Goodness you don't get parent teacher conferences in the high school. How tortour is that?

You think thats Hell? Try having feelings for a straight guy thats your best friend, getting jealous over him speaking to other lads to the extent that you go to this lads house at 3 in the morning with a petrol bomb, try to light it in front of his house and having the wind blow out each match and little flame...ok, that is Hell!! And a damn waste of time!!

BURNING FLAMING ABSOLUTE....nothing! A quote I am very fond of sums this point of view up quite nicely,"I will show you fear in a handful of dust." T.S.Elliot once said that. Well, actually, I just typed it. Anywho. Being completely dissconnected from anybody or anything. While on fire. While a worm continually gnaws your insides. And once you are nothing but flaming bones you regenerate and it happens all over again. Did I mention you're on fire?

my idea
 

It's like this.



So you're on earth right now walkin' across the street. Then the devil makes you deff. He takes a car and picks it up and takes the person inside and dumps him on the road. He takes the car and makes it run you over. So then you wake up and you see flaming torches everywhere. So then you walk around and see the devil's BULLDOG, Butch, then he comes for you. You run away. It's right next to you, then you relize it has a leash. Then you laugh. So you walk to a window and you see the devil's car with blue flames and a black backround. So you walk some more then you see a flaming sword. That's when you relize where you are. So then the devil jumps down on you and takes the sword and puts it in stabbing mode and says, "I have been waiting for you! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" then he stabs and thats it. Nothing's there but black. You're dead.