My dog ate my homework!
 

What excuses have you used when you did not have your homework done for school? I say my dog ate it sometimes, I guess you can say I'm old fashioned...

The typical "I forgot it" And when my parents ask "the teacer lost it". But then when a teacher really does lose it, or half the class really does bad or soemthing, they dont believe me. Life... Pffft.

Since i am the God of lies i can basically say anything and have the teech believe it...heh, heh, heh.

I usually just say that I didn't have time because I had too much homework to do. It usually works, but sometimes I get thrown into detention. I've never actually gone to any of my detentions, but teachers seem to be amazingly forgetful when I'm around. I might have something to do with the mean look I give them, but you can never be sure with teachers.

I got a great laugh for scouling at Herr Benz. Silly fool.

I just say that I forgot, that I had lots of other homework to do. Most of the teachers love me, so I can get away with almost anything anyway... :D

I say I did it, but don't have it on me. Which works, since my case is a huge pile of single papersheets, so leaving one at home accidentally works.

I actually hardly ever do my homework *admits* nor learn for subjects. Still, I get good marks. I pay attention in class to make up for it, that's why *grin*

Danny, that makes two of us. The teachers like me, too.
Maybe because I actually treat them like people. Gasp. ;)


- TyA

In maths (my teacher is as horrible as the devil) I nip myself and start to cry and art blubbering on and on about how sorry I am and ect...........

In geography I go up and say well sir, you see I left it on a pile of newspapers in our house and we used it for my guinea pigs and I could show him the photo and the letter from my mum if he likes! (of course its not always the same story other wise I'd be sussed)

I don't forget my homework.

heh, the only times I don't do my homework is if I don't agree with the criteria of the assignment...and if that's the case, I've found that being blunt about it is the best way to get out of it....
I've actually went to the district board, because we were given an assignment directly relating the the idea of "god"...but the assignment was such so that you would have to refer to a bible to get the correct answers....I didn't like that very much.
But, I can also pretty much talk myself out of any situation...It's great..my teachers all love me, well my algebra teacher hates me, but ohhhh well...:D
look, I've gone off and rambled again.....:talk: :stare: :talk:

Like all my teachers like me... But they seem to not know I have a habit of breaking things;) Like I've taken out two desks, a pncil sharpener, made like a bunch of holes in the band hall wall and a large 3 inch vertical dent from a cart I was rlolling around... And I went around squiriting valve oil everywhere. Jeez, I do lots of dumb stuff...

I just "leave" it at home.
Or "leave" my book at home.