The comprehensive list of common fallacies
 

http://www.vandruff.com/art_converse.html This stuff is pretty good. Sidestep silly things people say or just bamboozle them. So far my favorites are sesquipadalianism,sugar coated insults and give 'em enough rope. Bulverism is also good in a pinch. The readers submissions are pretty good to.

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