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One, Two, Middlesboogie 03-06-2002 05:43 PM
Work Vs Prison
 
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
little bit more clear . . .

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work
required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So... why is it again that we work?

Whistling kettle 03-06-2002 05:46 PM
yup.
 
Exactly!

munchman 03-06-2002 06:49 PM
good point

Gluk Schmuck 03-06-2002 07:22 PM
By that logic I should have stolen a car instead of going to the post 16 evening at my school tonight!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 03-06-2002 09:35 PM
I rather work!:D

Wolfpac 03-07-2002 07:05 AM
IN PRISON... You can get raped by other Men/Woman
AT WORK... You Can't

IN PRISON... You can never go home at the end of the day
AT WORK... You can see your loved ones at the end of the day.

IN PRISON... Your treated like a Dog
AT WORK... Your treated like a Dog, but you get paid for it.

Whistling kettle 03-07-2002 06:12 PM
yup2
 
Exactly.

sligface202 03-07-2002 08:12 PM
I'd rather work than be in Prison...it's very dangerous!,ya never know what your cellmate can do to you.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 03-08-2002 09:28 PM
Yeah, here's another thing your should remember about prison. The people there.....DON't CARE ABOUT CHA! INCLUDING THE GUARDS!

You see why people get raped and killed all the time in prisons. That could of easily been prevented. Don't do anything that makes you go to prison in the first place.

Gluk Schmuck 03-08-2002 09:38 PM
Heh, you seem to have inspired serious conversation, Anna!