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MojoMan220 03-04-2002 01:22 AM

If you had one day left to live...
 
If you only had one day left to live, how would you spend it??

MojoMan220 03-04-2002 01:23 AM

I would steal a car and go on a joy ride!!:lol: :lol:

Al the Vykker 03-04-2002 01:25 AM

You know that is interesting I would stay with my family but I would want to meet alot of you in person.


Especially PAramite Abe:)

mitsur 03-04-2002 01:25 AM

Shop lift everthing and do everthing!!!!!

Majic 03-04-2002 01:28 AM

i owuld actualy like to live the day helping others and meeting poeple like you all, talking to my family and friends, and just socialize and be helpful. write my will, of course. tell people that ive ever bugged how sorry i am, go and pay bills for like movies and stuff, just clean up any mess im responsible for. if your talking about no morals then, just live the good life get some money and go and buy a bunch of stuff while sleezing around all day and eating everyhing i like, no fear of vomiting, and just blow it off chating watching tv pl;aying games and eating and stuff.

Steve 03-04-2002 11:15 AM

if it's my last day alive I'd probably be in a hospital, so not much. if they let me out of the hospital in my last day alive I'd instruct my family to sue for malpractice j/k.

One, Two, Middlesboogie 03-04-2002 02:55 PM

I'd just eat chocolate continuously.

Whistling kettle 03-04-2002 03:15 PM

Spend ALL of my money and I will do on such a day everything!!!
(almost):lol:

Melvin:squeeking paramite 03-04-2002 03:21 PM

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I would rob a bank in the nude... use the money to buy myself a pudding filled swimming pool... swim in it for hours... Invite any one I can find (strangers, of course) to the pudding pool... Leave them alone, and lock the pool room so they are stuck there... rent a plane with the money... drop fertilizer over America... fly to Canada... rent out a theatre and do an incredibly disturbing jig in the theatre... run around (nude) in the park... go into a townie-ish/preppish mall and scare every one there....

Then find out that I am not going to die for another 5 years.

salty pretzils 03-04-2002 03:23 PM

i would....
 
i would eat and eat and eat and eat and ply on mo all the time.......maybe:fuzconf: :lol: :lol:

Whistling kettle 03-04-2002 05:52 PM

Wow melvin! U want to be seen nude!

Xavier 03-04-2002 06:00 PM

I would spend the all day whit my girlfriend

Gluk Schmuck 03-04-2002 06:26 PM

I'd play Wip3out: Special Edition all day and drink Red Bull and V and eat chocolate!

Yeah!

I need to rack-up some good scores before I die!

Danny 03-05-2002 07:46 PM

I'd see how many things I could be remembered for...

0830 - Break Land Speed Record
0800-1400 - Break the World Record for the longest time taken to eat a bowl of cornflakes.
1400 - Build a castle from those little cubes of jelly.
1500 - Get obscenely fat.
1600 - Get ridiculously thin.
1700 - Write my will. Everything goes to whoever the first person to climb Mt Everest on slilts is.
1800 - Go and kill someone. Someone nasty. Get away with it.
1900 - Get caught.
2000 - Insist that they bang me away right away for Life. Tell them I am incredibly dangerous, so they'd better give me my whole 30 years-worth of food at once.
2100-2300 - Take a bite out of every single item of food in the cell.
0000 - Die. Piss off entire nation by wasting so much of their money by wasting all that food...

That's a full werkin' day, lad, and DORN'T YOU FERGET IT!

Disgruntled Intern 03-05-2002 09:54 PM

hmmmmI can honestly say, I would have a pool filled with Jello...I dunno why, but i would.
I would also probably kill someone. Preferably some one nasty, and i'd probably do it in public....I think i'd gut him, and strangle him with his own intestines..or maybe make him eat his own liver.
dunno.
Maybe i'd just have continual sex, untill i died.
Except...think of the poor girl that i would have to die on/in..ehhhhh:o

Statikk HDM 03-06-2002 12:04 AM

Crash the Late show with letterman and tell him how he has lost his roots, become too egocentric, and shied away from the madcap antics i used to know and love. Then I would crash Jay leno's Show, tell him how he jaded letterman by robbing him of his after carson throne all while playing a tape over the loudspeakers with patriotic choir music booming. I would toss a big bag of weed to Kevin Eubanks and tell him that it is god's command that he should smoke it, beat leno's ass to smithereens, and scream that Conan should be on earlier into a big bull horn pointed at a ike. My voice would creshendo and i'd finish with this line "Dear lord Jesyus I have been your late night prophet! Bring me to heaven if thine has spoken the truth through me!!!" That would give CBS and NBC some food for thought! also, watching a totally blunted Eubanks and the news tomorrow in heaven would be priceless. Oh, and did i mention that for a fw minutes no one would talk about the terrorism threat! Don't tell me you wouldn't appreciate that!

Pilot 03-06-2002 12:53 AM

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspThe only thing I'd dream of doing if I had one day to live is visit my girlfriend. Sappy, I know..;)

Joe the Intern 03-06-2002 01:38 AM

I would probably hijack a shuttle from NASA and shoot myself to da moon! That would be so much fun... Weightlessness... Space... Naked monkeys... Anyway, I would do that, and have sex with as many girls that would feel enough pity for me to let me have sex with them. ;)

Cloverfield 03-06-2002 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by Pilot
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspThe only thing I'd dream of doing if I had one day to live is visit my girlfriend. Sappy, I know..;)
I would only ever think of spending it with my boyfriend, Pilot. :fuzsmile:

Abe Babe...

Pilot 03-06-2002 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by Abe Babe
I would only ever think of spending it with my boyfriend, Pilot. :fuzsmile:


&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp Oh, you shouldn't have! You're too kind.:fuzsmile:

Alcar 03-06-2002 02:25 AM

You've come clean and announced it as i can see!!!

Good on you!!!

BTW: I'll be online again soon im at the school computer.

Alcar...

Sal the Mudokon 03-06-2002 02:50 AM

i would spend the 24 hours pretty much the same as Melvin, as far as the nude part and such goes. I wouldnt go to the moon, considering you cant do it in a space shuttle and it takes about a week to get there. The jello/pudding in excess thing is a good idea, but they would arrest me for buying large quantities of pudding in the nude. I would first tell my family that i love them, make sure that i get buried well or theyll "regret" it, give them a sheet of paper and have them distribute my possessions as they please, and tell them to forget the stupid that im gonna do for my last day and write some REALLY meaningful last words (cuz i just dont have the time). Then id probably have sex with as many good-looking women as i could, unprotected (i cant leave this world without leaving my mark), while taking intervenous drugs (whats the worst that could happen? death?). Followed by the ever-so-predictable scene of me robbing a bank, naked, and getting away with it. After that, ill take the money to a pizza hut and have them exchange them for coupons (at gun point) and then going to another participating pizza hut and have the coupons exchanged for the money (1$ bills) again. Im gonna do this for the humor of it, for the stupidity of it, for the confusion of it, and so that i have different bills than the ones i took. Then drive someone's really nice car to a grocery store with a Salvation Army Santa Claus out front and, at gun point, force him to take all of the money in exchange for his funny beard. Now, dont forget that i expect to be having sex, in some form, for the entirety of this endevor. After i have done my good deed, i will go home, lock the doors, bolt the windows and for the remaining time do the one thing that i truly love: play guitar. I expect cookies and mammaries to fall in there somewhere, but they dont have much to do with the order. Oh yah, and ill have one of the women post the topic "I Finally Did It" in the forums, in loving memory of me.

dark_xinos 03-06-2002 12:17 PM

I would go beat the crap out of the guys how bullied me before:fuzmad:... (no need to worrie about them in the future...he he or) And spent the rest of thhe day with my famely and me dog in my lap... Then i would cry, thinking about what il miss in life, and how. cry some more... run around in panic... And then the last ten minuets. I would through my self off of a plane without a parashoot, so i could just fly, for a few moments.

im kinda wheek to this subject, sence i tent to imagine it, and i get tears in my eyes.:(

But the plane part is a lie... and probebly the beting the bullies part too.

Sydney 03-07-2002 02:40 AM

Do I sense that a romance has blossomed on the forums?

To answer the question, I'd curl up into a ball, rock back and forth with a glazed look across my eyes while a string of drool connects my mouth to my shoulder. That's how I'd spend my last day.

munchman 03-07-2002 03:13 AM

hey i know!!!!
 
i would, i would um..................................forgot never mind it was somethin about tryin to take over the world. HAHAHAHA
:fuzvamp:

ODDBODD 03-07-2002 09:09 AM

ill probably kill myself, knowing that some force is determingin my fate.. ill probably screw it because im in control on when i leave this place!

ABEACE123 03-07-2002 01:11 PM

dude
 
THAT WOULD BE FREKLY TO KNOW U ONLY HAD 1 DAY TO LIVE BUT I WOOD DO ALL MY FAV THINGES;)