More shit from the Middlesboogie...
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cute but stupid
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special
wath is the point? |
stupid
well that was a waste of time
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Nah.... Didn't like it...
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all cats are evil :fuzvamp:
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yes i agree
yes cats r very evil indeed
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is anybody besides me thinking of mr flibble?
"fry'em uncle Arny" |
Hehe!
Argh, evil cats!
You should warn people if you're going to post URLs as scary as that! |
Re: Hehe!
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:fuzconf: That was a waste of my life. |
hehe
Awwwww! How cute! But Eviiilll! LOL
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I don't get it.... I thought you said you were in New york? why you posting this crap for? And cat's are not evil
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Cats are the best, i dislike dogs very much.
And those poor cats! think of all the torture. My kitty would be asshamed of that! Alcar... |
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2) It's funny crap. 3) Mine are! |
geese you people seriously needs ta lighten up...that was some funny booty yo.
Cats are evil and they shoulod be unplugged...flashy eye wise |
Some more amusing crap:
Found this on PS2 Hardcore (the bbs I frequent the most, apart from this one)  And this is just plain weird... http://www.tubcat.com I came across it and showed it to Teal and Fuzzy in MSN. We're not sure if it's fake or not, but it gave us a laugh. Even more scary is the guestbook for it. |
N64 killed my son!
From Eurogamer:
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Warning... some of these are in dubious taste!
Cool Clock Thing
~~~~~ What's wrong with this picture? Warning: This is SHIT-SCARY. I almost crapped myself! EDIT: It's not available any more. I think the guy got told to take it down... it's even scarier than the freaky ghost .gif that did the rounds a little while back. ~~~~~ A Girl's Prayer: Lord Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempts to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the wanker you sent me instead. Amen. A Boy's Prayer: Lord I pray for a lady with big tits. Amen ~~~~~ Dragon News Network - is Spyro a Hero or a Menace? ~~~~~ Her side of the Story: He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else. His Side of the Story: Ireland lost. Got laid though. ~~~~~ Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!" Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!", said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!" ~~~~~ There was a little boy playing in his front yard, and his grandpa was sitting on the porch watching his grandson play. The grandfather saw the little boy pull a worm out of the ground, so the grandfather went up to his grandson and said, "Hey son, I'll give you five dollars if you can stick that worm back into the hole you pulled it out of." The little boy thought it would be easy enough so he tried. After a while the boy was about to give up, but suddenly he ran inside and got a can of his grandmothers hairspray. He sprayed it all over the worm and let it dry and then he stuck it back into the hole. The grandpa said, "Well, boy that's a neat trick, here's your five dollars." The next day the little boy was playing again and the grandfather came up to him and handed him another five dollars. The little boy said, "What is this for?" The grandfather said, " Your grandmother thought it was a neat trick too!" ~~~~~ There was a man who was traveling to different cities and he was very tired from walking all day. One night, he saw this really big and tall house and he wondered if anyone lived there. He went up to the house and knocked on the door. An ugly old Chinese man opened the door. The traveler asked the old man if he could stay there for the night because he was tired. The Chinese man agreed to let him stay the night but only if he didn't touch his young virgin daughter. The old man also said that if the traveler touched his daughter, he would inflict him with the three Chinese tortures. The traveling man, thinking the daughter was as ugly as the old man, agreed to this. Later that night while eating dinner, the man saw the old man's daughter and they instantly fell in love. That night, they had sex all night long. When the traveler woke up in the morning, he had a 10 pound rock on his chest with a note that said, "1st Chinese Torture-- 10 pound rock on chest." The man easily picked up the rock off him and thought to himself, "Oh big deal, this isn't punishment at all for what I did last night!" With that, the man walked up to the window and threw the rock outside. The second he did that, he read a sign saying, "2nd Chinese Torture-- rock tied to your left nut." Panicked, the man jumped out the window so that the rock couldn't pull his balls off. After he jumped out the window, he read another sign that said, "3rd Chinese Torture-- right nut tied to the bed." |
AHHHHHHHH!
Verrrrry scary! Verrrrry funny! |
cooly cool cool cool...funny funny shite
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Women-only hotel.
A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they
see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors ... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors. On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor, the sign reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that it is impossible to please a woman." |