Oddworld Forums - The Oddworld Forums test 3!

Yippee, kids, it’s time for… TOWFT! Yes, it is the third TOWFT, and what a fine one it will be… did I mention that if you play towft, the chances that you will live up to 120 years off age increases? No? Well, that’s because it doesn’t! Actually, it is a proven fact that towft can take 12 years OFF of your life. Yes, towft is a bit (quite) late, but still: I made it! Ok, then, let’s play! But first… towft 2’s players!

1: Teal who got 8 questions correct wins a life time supply of kumquats (cumquats) a cattle prod (just in case Aura goes too crazy for Malice) and the director’s cut of The Erotic Witch Project.

2:Joe, who got 5 2/3 questions correct, gets a wooden baseball bat, a rifle and a switchblade. (He knows what to do with those, don’t worry)

3: Dragadon got 8 correct, and she wins a cattle prod (just in case malice goes too crazy for Aura) a certificate to get 5 crappy Disney sequels free and some Dragon-morphing made EZ pills (may cause itching, rashes, skin discoloration, diarrhea, intense vomiting, sore throat, stuffy nose, temporary blindness, deafness in the left ear, an alien to burst out of your chest, violent convulsions, drooling, sleepiness, coma, intense heat, sweating, cold chills, eye bleeding, failure to comprehend, glaucoma, liver problems and possibly death.)

4: FuzzyFuzzle got 7 questions correct, and he wins a landromer 2000 ® to help him with all his scavenger needs… he should be able to do much better with the landromer 2000 ® on his side! Yes, LR2K ® will help him get his scavenging job done faster and more efficiently. LR2K: The best landromer of all! He will ace this test, with the help of…. LR2K ®!!!! He also gets a pass to meet Baglor in person, for his little jab at pinky…

5:Pacen (the disappearing act) got 8 correct wins several drinks: One that will mysteriously bring him back to the forums, making them irresistible. Other drink: 100 % alcoholic drinks… sure to get him drunk… no way it can’t.

6:Silversnow got 4 questions correct, so she gets a collection of lawn gnomes and a smurf collectable toy! (What? These prizes are NOT crappy!)

7:One, Two Middlesboogie got 6 questions correct, wins some chocolate flavored slug food, a tranquilizer (just in case those butterflies get too out of hand…) and a Dali painting.

8:Abe22 got 4 questions correct, and she gets a cardboard cut out of Christopher Lloyd, from when he was in Back To the Future! She also gets a collection of post cards, to remind her of her adventures in America…

9: Dark Hood got 6 questions correct, so he wins a life time supply of Bioforce, a book on how chemicals work and a collection of different tank tops for Blue.

And, of course… we have a winner… and… he… is…
10:Rettick! He got… (prepare yourself) all 10 questions correct! Because of this amazing score, he wins several nice things: A plaque, that says on it: “I have gotten all 10 questions correct on towft… and you didn’t!!” He also gets 5 dragon traps to set around MSN messenger, including the amazing spine crusher! (Guaranteed to trap dragons instantly) He gets a copy of Sewage Baby, and pet goat. (to battle it out with FF’s!)

And, now, the moment all of you (bored) test takers have been waiting for… TOWFT3!

Ready?

Are you really ready?

Brace your pathetic selves…

Make sure you are ready…

Oh, yes, did I mention scavenging the forums is allowed?

Well, it is.

Now, for towft3!

Where were we?

Oh, yeah…

GO!!!

1:What is the name of Dark Hood’s pet goat?
2:Who are the two members who like to read about surrealism? (probably more than two, but the ones who made it clear)
3:What was the name of Joe The Intern’s first post?
4:Which member was robbed, though he did jack crap?
5:Which member was on TV (waving in the background) because their friend’s car was stolen?
6:In some of Dragadon’s early Spider fics, what was the name of spider’s little slig friend?
7:What is Oddbodd’s favorite site on the net?
8:Who posted a topic about someone shooting a man dressed up as Bigfoot?
9:Teal once told about a very absurd ebay auction: it was selling a famous person’s what?
10:Rettick posted about how the forums were getting full of tension and arguing… It was a post full of metaphors and symbolism… it was called: “The Continuing Saga of the Good…” Fill in the blank…

Yep, those are this week’s questions! Remember, email the answers to Caligari_With_insomnia@hotmail.com Do not write them here, people will see the answers! Do that, or send your answers to me in MSN messenger. Happy (miserable…?) forming!

[ November 05, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ]