Nerdspeak 2
 

One of my friends and I made this up...

A nerd gets in a fight with a bully

Nerd: Ahm... Okay, ah... Pocket protectors OFF. Okay. Mmmmmm.... I do sonic punch which takes away 30 HP. And ah... We each have 20 HP so, ummmm.... You are dead.

The bully punches him in the face.

Nerd: Hmm.... It seems my glasses have lost structural integrity.

Bully: Why don't you structural integrity THIS!

Nerd: Actually, you are a fool because theoretically, it is impossible to physically, and I quote, "structural integrity" anything. Golly, structural integrity isn't even--

Bully punches him again.

Nerd: AAAGH! He's using "WHILWIND BLAST!"

What is this Daniel?... You're life story or something?? Nerd?? I think so...

You are just dying to be ridiculed... do you not realize this? oh, i'm so cool, cuz Im making fun of "nerds"!!! i am so VERY impressed! im sure everyone is. when did you become an asshole?? :confused:

Don't worry, Lady Elum. It's just the usual Glukkon Daniel's sense of humor. He has been this weird guy since the early days of the forums, in the begining of the last year.

But I have to recognise: that was funny!

Anybody who says 'golly' deserves to get the **** kicked out of them.

Yes, Daniel was one of the regulars over at the old forum... we all get used to his style of humor! ;)

Although I had to laugh about the part about "pocket protectors off"... I always have a laugh at a nerd and his "pen pack" LOL

Abe Babe...

Aww, what's the matter Lady Elum? Did I make you jealous when I mentioned the word "friends"? Or did I hurt your feelings? (The sad thing is, I probably did.)

BTW, since when did you become a haggy bitch? Or have you always been this way? LIGHTEN UP! It's a joke, not a fucking Ku Klux Klan essay. At least I've got a sense of humor, you boring old bitch.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Ummm...your an asshole Daniel...I have to say Lady Elum has a better sense of humor than yours.I think your the one that should lighten up.SO APOLIGISE,THE BOTH A' YOU!!!
a joke,eh?...I don't really find it funny...could some one enlighten me as why its funny?

Daniel's in for it now...

yes,yes he is Osiris...
Naw,I was just kiddin...I still don't like some things Daniel said...

oh yeah, you know me and my pocket protecters... if you can write shit like this I think its ok for me to joke about myself. i dont understand how teasing other people is found funny by so many mindless, drooling zombies like yourself. you are getting much more edgy than i was... after all, "wheres your sense of humor"? did i hurt your feelings??

Teasing people... yes. And why don't you tell me who in particular I was teasing?

Listen. It's a joke about nerds, okay? I'm sure everybody has nerds at their school (unless you are the nerds at your school). I'm not asking you to find it funny (even though it is), but when I go about posting something for people with good intentions and see some nasty bitch like yourself start calling me an asshole for no reason, I'm not gonna just skip happily away! So you can go write your HILARIOUS song lyrics and replies to yourself, and I'll do my own thing! Okay?

And Melvin, how old are you and what did I say that you didn't like?

you see melvin, its funny because it makes him feel better about his pathetic little life. kay? so lets just leave him alone to ridicule all the people he feels like and know that someday hes gonna talk shit about the wrong person. yes, oh, I am such a nasty bitch, i mean, I'm obviously getting to you, huh daniel?

Two words - take heed of them!

SHUT UP!

Peace be unto ye all.

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