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Sydney 10-15-2001 12:34 PM

I HATE my %$¿#ING cat!!!!!
 
Words can't describe how pissed I am with my stupid asshole of a cat. I was out in my living room when I heard this loud BANG and CRASH come from my bedroom. I come in and there's this huge pile of dirt mixed with water all over the carpet, spread everywhere. Dirt was scattered across my computer desk, all in my computer mouse, etc. The water turned the dirt into mud, so now there's dirty stains ALL OVER MY FREAKING CARPET!!!

My stupid cat, Templeton, knocked my gigantic pot-plant off its stand. It had come crashing down, creating this huge mess!

So...*takes deep breaths*...I'm pretty pissed off with Templeton right now...

[ October 15, 2001: Message edited by: Sydney ]

Rich 10-15-2001 01:22 PM

*sighs* I know how you feel, I got pretty pissed when my cat pissed over my playstation games. ;)

Sydney 10-15-2001 01:37 PM

That's pretty grotty. :eek:

Anyway, I don't know why I posted this topic. It's not like anyone gives a hoot. I was just fuming.

Teal 10-15-2001 01:41 PM

Hey, you've got to unload all that tension somewhere, haven't you? Better you offload by ranting in here than taking it out on the cat or something...

*does cross-legged floaty thing*

Peace and love, man...!

Sydney 10-15-2001 01:54 PM

Heh, thanks. You're right. Although Tempy didn't go without punishment. He's locked in his carry cage at the moment. Hopefully it will calm him down, he's been acting hypo tonight.

FuzzyFuzzle 10-15-2001 05:24 PM

One of my cat's sent me to the ER. I was leaning down to pet it and it scracthed my eye open! I had to go to the ER till 1 am and then I had to put drops in my eye for a week, and I couldn't wear my contacts for a week!! It sucked. But she's so cute!

Wil 10-15-2001 05:27 PM

Cats are like that. BT is too fat to be 'hypo' or violent. And Simpson just sleeps.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 10-15-2001 05:50 PM

AAAAH HAAAAAAA! my kitten does the same thing. I feel your pain. *giggles*

Danny 10-15-2001 06:28 PM

i like cats. we used to have a cat, but she never used to mess things up. she spent most of her time outside beating up dogs :D... but then she died... :( but she was 18, which is a good age for a cat...

now i have to use my friends for my cat habit, because they all have cats. Adam has three [Windle, Carrot, and another one who's name i always forget], and Helen has another three, including one called Lola, whom i have renamed 'Psychokitty', on account of her homicidal tendencies... :D

DarkHoodness 10-15-2001 07:22 PM

Heh, I have 5 cats. They are all okay, a nice friendly bunch, but I really hate it when the poo on the roof and in my room. . .
- DH

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 10-15-2001 08:16 PM

My old cat lived up to 33. You know why she lived that long? I feed her broccoli! :D

abe22 10-16-2001 07:30 AM

I have 1 lazy cat I mean she is soo lazy all she does is sleep sometimes she is really annoying too but she a very friendly cat she likes everyone.

Alector 10-16-2001 04:33 PM

My grandma has 10 cats, a lot of rabbits (omg...the poor rabbits!), 2 dogs and chicken. I don't know whether she ate them all...
I don't have cats, but my dogs are crazy too. Wolly pissed once in my shoes and ate meat on my bed...that was disgusting!

glukkon_daniel 10-16-2001 09:08 PM

I never have problems with my cat. He mainly just sleeps all day, and when he's not asleep, he's eating or running around outside. We let him go in and outside as he pleases, and he can tell which house is ours. But when I'm on the computer doing homework or something, he walks on the keyboard because he wants attention. Meaning he wants to be petted.

BigBroSig 10-16-2001 09:44 PM

I feel your pain... My cat "urinated" all over my N64, my coat and poked several holes in my waterbed. :mad: :mad: :mad:

abe333 10-17-2001 04:46 AM

my cat is nice! she is about 15 years old now!! older than me!!!!!!!!! i had a pet rat, who chewed everything, the phone cable, clothes everything!!! but very sadly he died about 2 weeks ago. the whole family is still sad :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

ODDBODD 10-17-2001 09:23 AM

http://www.funkypages.com/crankycat/handgun.gif
WILL THIS HELP TEMPOTON ;)????
http://www.funkypages.com/meow/meow.jpg

IN OPINION I THINK CATS ARE LAZY STUPID ATTENTION WANTING BASTARDS! MY SISTER IS ENOUGH!

Danny 10-17-2001 07:19 PM

oh... i suppose you're one of these Dog People, are you? *turns his nose up at Oddbodd*

LiaMiggimaus 10-17-2001 08:28 PM

I had three cats once and they wasn't so crazy like yours. My cats was lazy and boring. I also had two Boa Consrictors, birds, 4 Melopsittacus undulatus', turtles, mice and 1 parrot. Then i got my son and i had to gave them away and my Melopsittacus undulatus' flew away.
The constrictors was expensive and very hard to maintain, now i have two dogs and i'm very happy with them.

Nothing against dogs please, they are wonderful animals!

Sydney 10-18-2001 12:25 AM

Don't get me wrong, I love cats. Cats are the best creatures, next only to Lemurs. I've already forgiven Templeton for his wicked behavior. I've always insisted our family own a cat, having always personally looked after them.

I'd love to get one of those hairless sphinx's like Doctor Evil has.

LuxoJr 10-18-2001 06:53 AM

An evil petting zoo?

ODDBODD 10-18-2001 08:52 AM

Don't getr pissed off at me but my mum used to have these really expensive fish in a tank under our pagola. A bastard cat found out a way into the pogola and ate all of them *sniffs* poor spongebob!
ANYWAY! i got really pissed so me and a freind waited at the tank for the cat to come back and my freind shot the cat with a solonoid mini cannon. ;) I used to like cats but after that day i hated cats!

Wil 10-20-2001 10:22 AM

A solonoid mini cannon?? I have absolutely no idea whatsoever what one of those geezers are, but it doesn't sound very friendly.

And I think turning to cat-hate is something rather excessive. After all, it was only doing what comes naturally, and eating fish - a cat delicacy.