Things to Watch Out For
 

Actually read all of these, there are some great ones...
[list=1][*]anal rape [*]quicksand [*]body lice [*]evil spirits [*]gridlock [*]acid rain [*]continental drift [*]labor violence [*]flash floods [*]rabies [*]torture [*]bad luck [*]calcium deficiency [*]falling rocks [*]cattle stampedes [*]bank failure [*]evil neighbors [*]killer bees [*]organ rejection [*]lynching [*]toxic waste [*]unstable dynamite [*]religious fanatics [*]prickly heat [*]price fixing [*]moral decay [*]hotel fires [*]loss of face [*]stink bombs [*]bubonic plague [*]neo-Nazis [*]friction [*]cereal weevils [*]failure of will [*]chain reactions [*]soil erosion [*]mail fraud [*]dry rot [*]voodoo curses [*]broken glass [*]snake bites [*]parasites [*]white slavery [*]public ridicule [*]faithless friends [*]random violence [*]breach of contract [*]family scandals [*]charlatans [*]transverse militias [*]structural defects [*]race riots [*]sun spots [*]rogue elephants [*]wax buildup [*]killer frost [*]jealous coworkers [*]root canals [*]mental fatigue [*]corporal punishment [*]sneak attacks [*]peer pressure [*]vigilantes [*]birth defects [*]false advertising [*]ungrateful children [*]financial ruin [*]mildew [*]loss of priveleges [*]bad drugs [*]ill-fitting shoes [*]widespread chaos [*]stray bullets [*]runaway trains [*]chemical spills [*]locusts [*]airline food [*]shipwrecks [*]prowlers [*]bathtub accidents [*]faulty merchandise [*]terrorism [*]discrimination [*]wrongful cremation [*]carbon deposits [*]beef tapeworms [*]taxation without representation [*]escaped maniacs [*]sunburn [*]abandonment [*]threatening letters [*]entropy [*]nine-mile fever [*]poor workmanship [*]absentee landlord [*]solitary confinement [*]depletion of the ozone layer [*]unworthiness [*]intestinal bleeding [*]defrocked priests [*]loss of equilibrium [*]disgruntled employees [*]global warming [*]card sharks [*]poisoned meat [*]nuclear accidents [*]broken promises [*]contamination of the water supply [*]obscene phone calls [*]nuclear winter [*]wayward girls [*]mutual assured destruction [*]rampaging moose [*]the greenhouse effect [*]cluster headaches [*]social isolation [*]Dutch elm disease [*]contraction of the universe [*]paper cuts [*]eternal damnation [*]the wrath of God [/list=a]

And Most of All...

• PARANOIA!

Airline food is cool especially the little soft drinks.

number 20 is the only one I have to worry about.

Hehehe. Great list, I loved the final one: paranoia. :)

119, would have to be my worst in that list.

I gotta hand it to you, anal rape is pretty high on my "Watch Out" list.

Don't drop that soap!

Not too sure about 43. Why should white slavery be any worse than black slavery?

You forgot mass histaria, dogs and cats living together, The dead riseing from the grave, earth quakes, Volcanos, Rivers and seas boiling, and most importantly Black holes.

Ditto to Steve and Middlesboogie
And anal rape can't be worse than any other type of rape.
Vaginal rape would probably be worse for my half of the population than the other half...

I didn't know you were in prison

only one problem with that i'm not worried with it because i just barly believe in it. i'm not relegious at all actully i have no relegion so i'm not one to talk

You fogot drink advertizements in video games . But I think you covered everything else.

What's wrong with the Red Bull ads in WipEout 2097?

There are Red Bull ads in WipEout 2097?
If I don't like Red Bull I'll probably start drinking it anyway when I get 2097 :D
I hope I do like Red Bull...

What a good list... :D
the worst...PARANOIA! I hate it soo much!

Shinjara..

you forgot a few......

1.flat soda, specialy when is DP
2.low phone batteries, my phone starts beepin really loud when batteries are low, wakes up the parents....
3.sticky notes on you back, a friend put one on this geek that said "when God made me he waws only showing off"...
4.glasses of water, i have a tendancy to "whoops"
5.full memory cards or har drives.. i cant install hot date on my old computer casue the original installation got messed up and theres no more hard drive space left....

THE MOST IMPORTANT- leaking kitty litter bags.... i had one leave a trail all along the pathway by our pool by accident on my way to the dumpster.... it rained overnight....

Hehehe, that's a great list, Dan... wrongful cremation, evil neighbors, defrocked priests, lynching and of course... paranoia are some of the best... heh, that's great.

To those who liked the list:
Yes, wasn't it good? I thought of it myself, you know... :D

To those who saw things that shouldn't have been in there or things that weren't in there and should have been:
Hey, don't blame me, I didn't think of it! I found it on a website...

Nothing; I meant the SoBe ads in MO.

*reads through the list too quickly and reads "4. evil spirits 5. gridlock" as "evil socks" and gets scared*