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Danny 12-17-2001 06:50 PM

Make the Pie Higher!
 
The following is a poem, composed entirely of quotes from George W. Bush:

Make the Pie Higher
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

SeaRex 12-17-2001 08:11 PM

Odd. I've gotten into the habbit of calling him "Curious George, the curious little President."

Gluk Schmuck 12-17-2001 09:04 PM

I likes he grammars!

Joe the Intern 12-18-2001 09:22 PM

Hehe! That was hilarious! Dan, did you make that?

Danny 12-19-2001 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Joe the Intern:
Hehe! That was hilarious! Dan, did you make that?
No, George made that... No, It was sent in to totalobscurity.com by one of its fans...