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Sal the Mudokon 06-13-2001 08:00 AM

Skylla Picture!
 
ha! Got yer attention i see! well, this absolutely nothing to do with Skylla! its just me, shamelessly advertising my fan fic. sure, it may not have skylla YET, but it will later. n ya know wat? ull wanna read it wen it gets more interesting n youll get all pissed off because the beginning was so long and u didnt read it so it wont make any sense, so youll go out, seeking companionship from a hooker named sheila, from brussels. ya take her back to yer place for a good time, but half way there, u hit a lightning bug and crash yer moped! u get up, to find that sheila is dead, but miraculously had 4 of yer children and now u must take care of them so u seek a day care company, but they only serve midgets n dad is a fireman, so u cant lend yer minny-yous over to them cuz firemen HATE circus midgets. then u give them up to a cult that wears bunny hats and flippers, so u can hav some free time on the net, where u meet a stalker who kills u, n St Peter finds yer life so meaningless in heaven that he sends u back to do it all over again and again again a thousand times! JUST BECAUSE U DIDNT ACCEPT MY -SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT... o, n if yer female, then u should just check it out cuz u dont wanna know watll happen to u if u pass this shameless advertisement up! all in all, read it, like, love, attack the writer, do what u want and Ill see ya arounbdthe forums!

MrBoj 06-13-2001 06:21 PM

hear's an idea! commas are not always a good thing!

Capri Ream 06-13-2001 11:08 PM

That's really mean to lie to people!!

Sal the Mudokon 06-14-2001 02:28 AM

hey, its advertising! NOT LYING! in victoria secret commercials they use hot models to get yer attention. Im just gettin yer damn attention! now read the fic. oh, and i almost forgot: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, That better?


[Post Edited to avoid Excessive Scrolling]

[ June 14, 2001: Message edited by: Abe Babe ]

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 06-14-2001 02:54 PM

Got us worked up for that??

Joe the Intern 06-15-2001 12:13 AM

i thought it was funny. people need to do stuff like that more often. i cant believe you got mad at him for advertising!!

Melvin:squeeking paramite 06-15-2001 03:21 AM

hehehehhehheheh!!!!!!!next time Sal,you should post a topic thats titled,"forums won't be working for the next month or so".hehehe!well,now people will know,but shape it a bit.your a good advertiser...you could say,"Just got news,Melvin has passed away"or a different forum person!hehehheheh!

Osiris The Fleech 06-15-2001 04:06 AM

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! We need more topics like that!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 06-15-2001 10:44 AM

who cares about advertising, that was funny. :) :) I was kinda looking forward of looking at the skillya pic if there is one! LOL.

Joe the Intern 06-16-2001 04:38 AM

yeah, that was funnier than hell.

glokking bram 07-02-2001 07:32 AM

i egrie :rolleyes: