Since everyone else is organising fights...
Fan Corner has a lot of topics about fights between various Oddworld creatures (so far we've seen Slig, Mud, Scrab and Paramite fights). I'm a stickler for tried-and-true methods, so I'm going to organise some fighting matches as well. Only there are already a lot of Oddworldian ones, so I'm staging some Earthly ones.
Fill in this form if you want to join in: Name: (nothing rude or silly pls). Species: (no humans though, and nothing microscopic or extinct, and nothing that dosen't exist (robot, invisible, radioactive etc. creatures)) Age: Gender: Height: (in imperial if you can... I'm hopeless with metric) Weight: (ditto) Any special abilities: Weaknesses: (please be reasonable and give your animal some of these) Theme Song: Motto/Slogan: Charity that half your prize money will go to: (must be an Earth charity!) Anything else I should know: |
Coolness
Name: SilverFyre (My typical wolf name) Species: Wolf Age: 6 years Gender: Female Height: About 4 feet to the shoulder Weight: Beats me Special Abilities: Erm....has a hypnotic howl, can summon her pack, very fast. Weaknesses: Can't see well out of left eye. Theme Song: N/A Motto: (Might as well use my school one *Grin*) "The strength of the Wolf is in the pack" Charity: "Keeping the Pack Alive" Other: An old, experienced fighter. Is loyal to her pack and will fight until her death. Okie dokie? |
That's fine, BD. We just need someone else to join so that the first fight can start!
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Can I be Blue? She's probably the only character that I made that I can use.
- DH |
DH, this is for Earth animals, not Oddworld ones. ;)
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The only other (proper) earth animal I have is Dark Hood. What is it against humans anyway?
Hey, I know! I'll use Capricorn!! :D - DH |
Name: Capricorn.
Species: Pygmy goat. Age: 4 or 5 (I'm not sure) Gender: Male (neuterd) Height: (I'll mesure how high he is when he comes home) Weight: 64 KGs (approx). Any special abilities: Fast agility. Very sharp horns (belive me, I've been attacked by him! Weaknesses: Uhm. . . He's just your ordinary goat, really. He is startled easily, and hates dogs. Theme Song: None. Motto/Slogan: Probably "Bleat!" would suit him. . . Charity that half your prize money will go to: He doesn't fight for anything. Anything else I should know: He's just your everyday pygmy goat. Nothing more. - DH |
I don't get it. We 'create' a 'character', and then they 'fight'? Is the 'creating' process just 'now', or does it have to be an 'accepted figure'?
I'm at a loss for correct words here. |
Max, the idea is just like all the Oddworld fights in Fan Corner. Players create a character, and every time I get a pair of them I write what happens in their fight. I'm the commentator, y'see? Although I'm leaving for the French Alps for a week tonight so I might have to ask someone else to do it while I'm away...
And DH, the reason I'm not allowing humans is because we would win most fights due to our superior intelligence. Anyway... Welcome to Earth Fights Extraordinaire, with your cliche-using, over-emphatic, bullshit-talking hostess; One, Two, Middlesboogie! Our first bout is between SilverFyre the wolf, an experienced fighter who is willing to battle to the death, and Capricorn, the sharp-horned pygmy goat with an attitude! And the fight ensues! Capricorn bleats challengingly, and charges SilverFyre, who doesn't see him coming in time due to her dodgy peeper. And SilverFyre is down, with Capricorn on top! But SilverFyre bounces right back, and bites Capricorn on the nose! Ooh, that made him cross! He's getting ready to charge again! He runs quickly, but SilverFyre runs towards him and leaps over him! They're both standing back to back now. They both whirl round fast, but SilverFyre turns round faster, and she has the advantage! Capricorn hates all canid creatures, and he wants to finish her off, but she stops him in his tracks with her hypnotic howl! Capricorn is in a trance-like state, and he stays that way while SilverFyre bites him by the scruff of his neck, and tosses her head back with the intent of flinging him out of the ring! Capricorn slices through the air, and lands in a crumpled heap in the corner! Ooo, that had to have hurt! SilverFyre howls triumphantly; it looks as though she's won! But Capricorn became de-hynotised with the impact of landing, and he gets up shakily, bleats, and charges! Too late does SilverFyre turn round and see him, and Capricorn headbutts her in the side, and she's unconscious! One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten... she's still down! The winner is Capricorn! That surprised everybody! Talk about beginner's luck! :) And so concludes bout one. I now need two more creatures for bout two. After we've got through sixteen bouts, the winners will be paired off for the quarter-finals. |
Name: Vader
Species: Miniature Schnauzer (dog). Age: 3 Gender: Male (neutered) Height: 2 feet to the shoulder Weight: 30 lbs. Any special abilities: Well... It REALLY hurts when he bites. Weaknesses: Doesn't quite understand that this is serious. Theme Song: The Empire's theme from Star Wars. Motto/Slogan: none Charity that half your prize money will go to: International cancer association. Anything else I should know: He was named Vader because he was all black and he has a beard that looks like a mask, but now he's older and more silvery. |
Aha, I see. Well, if that's the case, I'd be willing to join in. Alright: here we go!
Name: Lumpet Species: Kakapo Age: 3 years aprox. Gender: Female Hight: 1' aprox. Weight: A fair ammount Any special abilities: Nope! Weaknesses: Fat, heavy, can't fly but doesn't know it. Theme Song: Jungle Juice Motto/Slogan: None! Charity: Department of Conservation Anything else I should know: There's lots! Well, there'dy I go! |
*Gets Bladewing to heal up the RPG version Capricorn*
Heh, I didn't even expect him to win. :) Anyway, I still haven't got round to mesuring him, but I can say that he is about the size of a large dog. - DH |
Name: Julio
Species: Domestic cat Age: 1 Gender: Male Height: Really tall for a cat Weight: a good amount Any special abilities: razor sharp claws and teeth. Weaknesses: Meow sounds like a baby kitten that was just born. Theme Song: "Eye of the Tiger" Motto/Slogan: "Meow, Hiss" Charity: The Hesperia Animal Rescue Shelter Other: He's really mean to any animals that arn't my mom's (I mean kill you mean!). |
Heh, I thought Capricorn would win. One day on MSN messenger, I crossed his path. Shouldn't have. Not only was I attacked but I got killed(I was brought back to life of course)by him...
I don't think I want Capricorn anymore DH. Any way, good topic Middlesboogie! :) |