Two Part Question
 

Part one: How many Oddworld species are there?
Part two: How many of those species' have dicks?

Part one: 26
Part two: 45

Part one: Too many
Part two: Not enough

it's like oddworld is full of bitter thicc moms lording over variations of literal dickless slave-races or something. the number of dongs present is pitiful.

It's a feminist haven, if anything. Man, Lorne was really ahead of the times, Oddworld is more relevant today than ever.

I can unironically see some feminist propaganda outlet promote Oddworld games because of the lack of dicks, and queens being in charge of everything.

Man, fuck the world.

Havoc you also probably believe North African migrants are about to bring the downfall of western civilisation so your opinion is irrelevant.

Havoc's opinion is irrelevant because of something you think he "probably" believes?
No, Havoc's opinion is irrelevant because he wants to fuck tigers, obviously. Get it right.

E: You are right though, I can see the headlines now
"Sherry McKenna envisioned the ideal society... 20 YEARS AGO!"

yeah it was all Sherry McKenna too she did everything Lorne just took the credit man

MA'S BACK.

I think we need to make a thread about MA's coming back on his pure form since everyone's freaking out about it :D

lol thanks but tbf i'd rather things carry on like normal. i'm too interested in the rarity of oddworld dick.

edit: also, do gabbits have fishdicks? and on a similar note, what's up with this intern concept art:
http://oddworldlibrary.net/archives/...AMO0019-me.jpg

why is there like goo dripping from its genitals? i think it looks realistically alien but i'm not sure why they made it literally dripping wet. whats going on there? is that why they wear speedos, otherwise they'd be dripping everywhere?

it's just something i've never understood why, and i don't remember anyone ever mentioning it here.

Maybe its genitals are wet to show in the concept art that the creature actually has some kind of genitals unlike other species (mudokon, glukkons etc), just to point it out. The female Vykkers aren't queens, all the vykkers are hermaphrodites. Maybe their genitals being wet is also a reference to the slimy bodies of snails, which are hermaphrodites.

oh right i didn't know that about snails, yeah sounds possible.

dribbly willy

all interns suffer from post micturition dribble

holy shit are you like biologists or something? because that is a very very good theory. dribbly willy syndrome. i've had me some DWS in my time

colour me impressed. whatever fucking colour that is.