Name Changed
 

Hi guys

I was samlaptop but now I’m Samtastic. This change now matches the username on all other sites I on like speedrun.com, SDA etc.

Cool!

Welcome to the Oddworld Forums, Samtastic!

Why are you allowed a name change but I'm not?!

I thought it was always quite clear that in order to get a name change you need to ask politely and correctly answer Nate's riddles three.

Anyway, Welcopme back!

Did you ever ask?

Formerly Nepsotic, I hereby dub thee Sir Whingealot.

Sir Bitchalot?

OH YEAH? WELL I CALL YOU BITCHLIPS25! Which frankly is way funnier and actually relevant to your name.
I think I PMed you about it years ago and you said no for whatever reason. Something about messing up the forum "consistency" whatever that means.

I glanced through my PMs and couldn't find it though so maybe that never happened. I definitely don't want to jump any further into the shit-smeared pit of PMs. Just looking at some of them was enough to give me a brain aneurysm.

Y'know I kinda like it Bitchlips OK

That sounds about right. Well, it's 2018 now and my level of caring about this forum has reduced... somewhat.

I actually did look through my old PM conversations with you and I think I actually may have had an aneurysm.

There was a bunch of infractions and then you asked for that T-nex meme I made. That pretty much sums it up.

I'm not sure if I've ever had an infraction, thinking about it. I've either been a very good boy, or my egotistical memory just erases anything unfavourable.

I got one last year for speculating on whether or not Lorne engages in Oddworld RP in the bedroom. He so does.

oppression, man. it's our right as oddworld fans to talk about lorne and sherry doing it.

And to discuss the various ways in which you can penetrate/be penetrated by a slig

To be fair, Lorne can do all the voices, he'd be the prime suspect for such an activity.

Please stop.

Not because it's offensive or anything. I just really don't need that mental image.

This is quite uncomfortable

My first memorable interaction on OWF (aged 12) was being asked to draw fleech tongue dildos and Glukkon sexual conquests by the old guard. YOU COULD HAVE CARED THEN, NATE.

nate_dog_woof had other priorities!

nate_dog_woof stone cold killa Original Gangsta representin Convict Coast biatch

I can't tell if Nate's mellowed out over the years or if he's just grown fatigued and disillusioned - probably the latter

Oddjob, you're on OWF. In 2018. How could you not be fatigued and disillusioned?

We're fatigued and disillusioned together. To share the experience as a family is invigorating, and instills gratitude for the present and hope for the future.


If I could genuinely adopt such an attitude, I'd be a much happier man

I'm late