Pretend You're Alcar! - CAH Cardcast
 

Whilst brainstorming ideas for Oblivionkeeper23's Oddworld CAH Cardcast I figured it would be fun to throw in some Oddworld Forums related cards, but rather than sully the good name of her Oddworld Cardcast I decided to make my own specifically for OWF. I'll be continually adding to the list of cards, and feel free to use these in your own games of Cards Against Humanity!

Add this deck to your CAH games by inputting the code below into the chat box of your Pretend Your Xyzzy games using the following format.
This deck makes jabs at many members, memes, and topics within the OWF community, but it's all in good fun. If you feel like you've been left out then make a suggestion and I'll make sure to add a card about your own terrible forum habits. I'll be adding to this deck as and when, so if you have any other suggestions then also feel free to put them down below. For ease of me having to check any suggestions please follow the Deck Building Style Guide. I'll be spoiler tagging the cards within the deck in a post below if you feel like ruining the surprise. Enjoy!

Note: I won't be posting every member name I've included as a response for the sake of space. Just trust me that if you post you're in the game. (Member names are indicated by the [+x] in the Responses title.)

Calls [32]:
_ . Also Abe you're a cunt.
The twist in Wrath of the Wild was that Stranger was _ all along.
Create a blog for Lord Vhazen: _ , _ , _.
I always find _ to be the best way to deal with spam.
We all know _ was behind the multis.
No matter how hard I try I can't stop posting _.
_ can't see how can be done.
_ is arguing about _ again.
Who's Online? _.
Okay, Alex, I retract my statement. This fanbase is _ and OWI knows it.
Odd Piece Of The Week: _.
Another depression blog? Thanks _.
_ formerly known as GishyGleb.
Welcome to Kapteeni's naughty list. Population: _, _, _.
_ just got banned!
_ just recieved an infraction!
Who's going to be the next moderator? _
_ is the reason why Alcar never visits. Also _.
_ is the reason why Alcar never visits.
_ should probably make less blogs.
I couldn't believe the newest section of the ARG about _.
I can't wait for JayDee not to finish _!
Who's getting the next Welcomes & Birthdays thread? _
I just made a blog on OWF about _.
There's so many great things in Fan Corner like _.
There's so many terrible things in Fan Corner like _.
I refuse to visit Oddworld RPG thanks to, _.
The new Oddworld Forums motto: _, _.
Thanks to _ I never go to Off-Topic Discussion.
The only thing inside the OWF Employee Lounge _ .
_ is hotly debated in Oddworld Discussion.
_ should be the next OWF thread.

Responses [42+47]:
another HILARIOUS "a fan art" meme
also Abe you're a cunt
Vhazen's rat
Alcar waiting until the release of Soulstorm to close the forums
ScrabTrapMan's bees
AHAAUUGHHGGTH ERRR EG BLEEEEEH BREEEEGHEEHGHBLAAAA
Nepsotic's music career
a Nepsotic ft. Xorlidyr collaboration
throwing rocks at birds
falling, dying, and resurrecting yourself. Infinitely
putting the OWF rules in your signature
Elum curling one out on a glass table
miscalculating Gishy's gender
Xorlidyr's pagan folk music
waiting for OANST to return
welcopme!
onomatopoeias
sexually deviant behavior and Islam
The OWF Poster Awards 2016
Oddworld cards against humanity
Odd Quest
Nepsotic's legs
Kip's Awakening
Xorlidyr draws OWF
Xorlidyr dancing
Odd Piece of the Week
Nod's Oddysee
Shade667's speedrunning championship
Facility 925
Wrath of the Wild
a fan art
reading Lord Vhazen's endless blogs
terrible memes in the OddMemes Thread
Rule 34 of Stranger's ass
the OWF Discord
the "other" OWF Discord
the OWF D&D Discord
the stench of every Zulag 3 subforum
the Official OW Discord
disobeying the "one blog in the top five" rule
begging Xavier for a name change
begging Nate for a custom title

I pretended to be Alcar before it was cool

Varrok we all know you're the coolest guy on the forums.

I bet you hated yourself for that

To achieve that, all I had to do is wait for all the cool OWF veterans to leave.

EDIT: Phoetux ninja'd me. Welp, I wasn't any good at impersonating Alcar, since I'm stil here. In a way, those veterans did a better job than me.

If anyone has any OWF trivia they want to post then go ahead, I'll make it into a card.

Just played a game. Loved it! :D

I'm glad you had fun! I'm actually yet to play a game with the set so I'm just kinda hoping everything works.

It surely was fun. I had some moments where I made a lot of little laughs.
We should play this game more often.

I'll adjust my cardcast to make it strictly oddworld themed, then, so non forum fans can use that deck. :fuzzle:
I'll make a strict schedule for CAH games, 2-3 times a week, with different times, so people from different timezones can enjoy it at least once a week. Right now, though, I gotta focus in school so I can graduate, so give me about... 2 weeks?

Loving this... Also I'm happy I'm only mentioned once in there. :p

So how do we join games that are hosting those cards?

We've made two games using this deck yesterday. Goodguyplayer was the host and he linked the game's link in OWF and Official Oddworld discord servers.
I think if we're gonna make another play, it's better we do that around 9 pm (CET) like we did yesterday, so at least almost everyone can join the party.
If you're asking how to use this deck when you're about to play it, JayDee explained it. Or maybe you were wondering how to join a game in general?
Get all the time you need to dude. These are the last days, so it's better that you don't get distracted with non-important stuff. First the must, then the fun.

Fuck yeah I got two quotes in the game.

3 if you count your name being in there. Thank you for posting, your signature just gave me a lot of material to work with.

Sounds like a fun way to kill an hour. When's the next game? In real time by the way, none of this CST, PST, STD whatever the fuck bullshit. Real time, English time.

CET time is 1 hour later after your english time. So, for example, if we make a game around 9 pm CET, come to the discord server at 8 pm.
We don't have precise days and times for it tho, people just play it all of sudden.
ur not a tru engrish btw

This is the biggest honor I have ever received in my life.

Will be updating this when I'm back at my desk in a couple days. Researching some more classic forum memes.

green sprout gas

My feedback so far is:

Veteran references are fun and all, but most of the people playing... aren't hardcore OWF veterans and simply don't know them. I think we should focus more on recent things, as right now many people seem too alienated with overabundance of old OWF memes :P

varrok can you stop trying to ruin the fun please and thank you