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Gluk Schmuck 07-27-2001 10:28 AM

Jesus
 
y'know how people say they see jesus in stuff...what i want to know is how they know what jesus looked like???

PS. did you hear about that person who found a "dove" mark left on his window by a bird that flew into it? - then someone said his house was blessed...

i'm not saying these people are psycho...i just want to hear your opinions...

SpikeyMudokonPunk 07-27-2001 10:31 AM

No one's never saw Jesus. Jesus is in heaven with our farther. Long time ago, when Jesus was on this earth, we seen him in the flesh but not in spirit, we will burn up. Unless we die, then we would see him and God but you will burn if you do in real life because he's glorious and so beautiful. You know what I'm saying?

[ July 27, 2001: Message edited by: SpikeyMudokonPunk ]

SpikeyMudokonPunk 07-27-2001 10:35 AM

Because it's like this,

The God-Head-
God the farther
God the son
God the holy spirit

God the farther is up in heaven,
God the son is in heaven
God the holy spirit is on earth but within us, so you can't see him because he is a spirt and you can't see a spirit when you are living.

Gluk Schmuck 07-27-2001 10:45 AM

i'm talking about the people who apparently see his face in clouds and walls...

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-27-2001 12:31 PM

well, not in clouds and stuff either. You can't see a spirit.

Alector 07-27-2001 12:55 PM

In germany are very big churches and minsters.
there are very big paintings and sculptures.
Jesus have there a wreath on his head and a long garment.

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Gluk Schmuck 07-27-2001 01:00 PM

*smacks self in head like depressed Mud*
nobody understands me!!!!!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 07-27-2001 01:03 PM

Then what are you trying to say then maaan? LOL!

Alector 07-27-2001 01:09 PM

:

Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck:
i'm talking about the people who apparently see his face in clouds and walls...
You asked this so we gave you an answer about this....:confuzled:

Oº°'´¨`·–l[ (¯`'·.,¸·´¯`·Â*> :)<Â*·´¯`·¸,.·'´¯) ]l–·´¨`'°ºO

Melvin:squeeking paramite 07-27-2001 02:56 PM

I get it Gluk Shmuck. Hes talking about people who don't literaly see Jesus only think that they see images of Jesus. Right Gluk Shmuck?

[ July 27, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ]

Danny 07-27-2001 03:42 PM

i think pinky is being deliberatelky awkward here; it's obvious that you are talking about people who see the face of jesus in forkfuls of spagetti and things. in my opinion, these people are nutcases, exploiting religion for a bit of publicity.

SpikeyMudokonPunk 07-27-2001 03:49 PM

Those people are just insane. Bwahahaha!

Gluk Schmuck 07-27-2001 05:06 PM

*rolls back in chair & sticks arms and legs out*

YEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!

people understand me!!!!!!!!!!

Wil 07-27-2001 06:11 PM

As a part-time researcher of the Paranormal, Unexplained and Freaky (or PUF), I understand what you're saying - but I don't understand. Scientists have many times recreated the face of Jesus, with remarkably similar results anytime. Of course, I'm too stingy to actually buy the magazine and read the article, so I don't know how they did it.

I'm also without knowlege of how many of the strange marks are left. Looking at clouds and flames - well, that's just your imagination. After all, there must be billions of flames that don't look like anything, it's almost manditory for some to look like Old Nick Himself. As for mysterious marks left behind on windows by doves and handprints that never disappear on prison walls no matter how many times they demolish the wall and rebuild it by innocent men - I believe it to be the focus of that object's aura. The man executed wrongly for murder was hysterically angry, so when he made the grubby mark on the prison cell wall, all of his anger was focused into that handprint which remains even to this day.

Auras have not only been photographed around flat objects, but a method of photographing the aura of people's unattached arms has been developed. People with a limb less sometimes feel as if they're moving their lost limb, and when photographed, their limb's aura is in the same place they 'feel' their missing limb would be.

I believe it is the emotion of that being which focuses the aura to become a long-lasting or even permanent mark.

I also predict no one will get to the end of this post interested. :p

Danny 07-27-2001 09:50 PM

i am interested! despite my scientific leanings, i am fascinated by the paranormal, and i'm possibly a bit gullible in some cases. but seeing jesus' face is just the imagination, IMHO.

Joe the Intern 07-28-2001 12:59 AM

i thought that was very intersting!! ive heard of that thing where people can still feel their limbs. DAMN FREAKY IF YASK ME!!! but still, it really really cool.

Gluk Schmuck 07-28-2001 05:25 AM

being able to "feel" your limb being there is something to do with the brain, but that aura thing sounds cool...