Ask Abe
 

Abe will answer your questions. But please. Here are the rules.

1. No swearing.
2. No sexual questions.
3. No violent questions.
4. No cyberbullying.

Those are the rules. Now start asking Abe!

Why did you act like nothing happened when you murdered the blind mudokon in a Abe's Exoddus cutscene?

Abe, how often do you fuck other Mudokons and how often do you beat the shit out of Sligs? Also Abe, you're a cunt.

Abe: IDK.

Abe: First things first. No questions with swearing are accepted. Second, don't insult me. Now. This is how I get rid of sligs. If you played my game, you'll know. I chant to possess them.

But why are you such a piece of shit Abe

Do you like spooce?

420 Spooce it.

Abe, what is the colour of your skin?

Abe how often do you hit the devil's spooce if you know what I mean ;)

Do you magically regrow fingers?

Abe, why is my life such a mess?

Abe, do you know how can be done?

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why

why
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WHAT DO I DO

What happened to your face in the new game?

Abe is such a disrespectful, ignorant cunt.

Abe: Well, they gave me a bit of a classified look which seems, kinda cool for me.

Wow, this RP is so real. It's so natural for Abe to be using phrases like "classified look". I'm glad you're putting so much effort into these answers Abe.

Abe, what does the scouter say about his power level?

It's over...

I mean, the meme. It's totally dead.

Abe, where should one apply head on?

Abe: IDK.

Abe: I do like Spooce. I love it so much it tastes so sweet. It tastes like cake icing.

Are you sure that's icing on it?

How do you know what cake icing tastes? We've never seen you eating a cake before

Abe what am I thinking of right now?

Abe, if a woodchuck could chuck wood then how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Abe, why me? What is the meaning of life?

Abe, if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Abe, step on my face please?