Oddworld Merch Pipedream Thread
 

IDK I was bored. What sort of Oddworld merchandise can you think of that you'd like to see, but doubt you ever will? inb4 dildos

For me, I want a shitton of figurines. The heroes, the villains, everyone. Also, plushies of Stranger's ammo--with sound effects for the chippunk and light-up action for the zappfly. More prints would be nice too, of Oddworld's various landscapes.

Dildo- wait fuck

I want a life size and fully functional Song Engine.

Fleech dild- damnit.

Figures would be great. They wouldn't even need to have 64 points of articulation.

More prints too.

Basically what OP said.

Meech Munchies, Scrab Cakes and Paramite Pies as actual real life food products.

Dildo- dammit.
I meant Slig dildo.

You all are idiots. The only possible dildo would be Grubb shaped. Or, rather, the only possible Grubb-shaped toy would be a dildo.


I can still remember the day when I came up with the idea for this thread in the shower. And also how I felt when people didn't immediately think it was the greatest thing ever. Being a newb sucks. :(

I remember my first blog when I was 12 and someone suggested I either draw or purchase a fleech tongue dildo. I was terribly upset.

I'd like to see some Oddworld miniatures or maybe cards like the SW ones. Double points if you can actually play games with them a la Magic

Scrab/paramite/mudokon skull neck lace. Same with their respective tattoos. Or even the logos of the bone werks and other businesses as metal plated pendants.

Replica soul storm bottle on a stand.

Replica slig mask on a stand

Fuzzle plushy (possibly the other munitions too, boom bats etc.)

Slig barracks logo stitched on a cap/hat.

Gluck star shades/sunglasses

Throwable rock replica.

I'd love to see high quality statues of all the inhabitants. Like a slig with a slog by his side or a steef shouting.

Buttflow laxatives.

Big bro slig nerf gun.

Abe's loin cloth with working pouch for throwable rock (see above)

Maybe some cool phone cases?

Suppression orb stress ball or one of those cool magnet things that float. Like those globes you see with the heavy magnets underneath them that make the globe float in one spot. That'd be neato.

Mudokon emotion cookie cutters. Angry, happy, etc.

Replica big face mask. (I'd hang that shit on my wall any day)

I can go on and on man lol

^forgot to mention dildo. **

Shortlist of what I would love to see as merch:

• Soulstorm bottle and glasses.
  
• Live ammo plushies
  
• Artbooks

I'm taking notes here.

Not just of the kind of merch you guys might want but also of how fixated you all are on dildos.

This... this is embarrassing.

HI ODDWORLD : D
Make plushies/figurines and I'll buy every single one. Bonus points if the figures are high-quality enough for me to use as doodle references.

See I said inb4 for a reason

I want... Squeek's Oddysee.

Yep, you'll have to get used to that. I'm afraid it's part of the job.

More seriously, what about Oddworld's cereal (with an ARG behind the cereal box)?

Much too costly, I'm afraid. Thought the idea sounds kind of neat, to be honest

Something I just remembered: MAKE THE DANG ARTBOOKS AGAIN. And possibly a second edition in the future?

"Oddworld Inhabitants: The Next Ten Years".

Three new pieces of art and 147 blank pages.

Featuring Abe's hands and chest and nothing else!

E: STM beat me to it.

Live ammo plushies is a neat idea and not one I’ve seen before.

High-detail statuettes/figurines of Oddworld characters and creatures would be a godsend for me, I’m a sucker for things to clutter my desk space with.

Beyond that, more of what’s been made would always be welcome (t-shirts, prints, badges), and maybe more apparel like scarves, socks, printed leggings, etc?

More game soundtracks – especially the non-existent Stranger’s Wrath Volume 2, how many years have we been waiting?

As one of the lone Wii U fanboys on here... I'd love an Abe Amiibo. Don't know about the logistic of that, I think I remember Lorne saying it's a conversation he's had. But that'd be one for me. :)

I'm not huge on merchandise anymore but a new artbook would be cool. I can read it once then never touch it again with my grubby hands like the last book.

Oh and of course I wouldn't say no to a dildo with built in game speak either.

If I've learned anything about humanity, it's that everyone is fixated on dildos. Some people just have the good taste not to advertise that fact.


... says the guy who had an extended conversation about sex toy shops with his coworkers yesterday, and promised to take them to the three within walking distance of his apartment next week.

Or have way too many issues to speak on that topic.

Sexual reaches should be duscussed.

But not in this thread plz

The sexual Oddworld merchandize shall attract a grand audience.

It's promising because (at least so far) the new OWI is more professional than JAW.