Hello
 

Are welcomes still a thing?

Hello, how are you?

nah we just hate everyone, but welcopme

Im doing fine atm. You?

Stay! Please stay! We're desperate and will do anything aside from being pleasant or welcoming.

I'm super, thanks for asking!

Hello!


Please don't leave...

I'm doing pretty good as well, thanks : D

Looks like I'm in a position of power now, h-hehe

I wish I could've joined you about 12 years ago when I first saw this forum. You seem like a really cool close-knit bunch of people and I feel like I missed out on something cool. I remember searching up Oddworld things at an internet cafe as a kid but I couldn't speak any English at the time so I just looked at pictures. And I was 11 and stupid, so I'd probably just annoy the shit out of you, so maybe it was all for the best after all.

But maybe you too were young and naive and silly back then and now you matured and you're all wise and say stuff like, "Remember when things happened, those were the times," and you feel all sorts of different feelings and things. And then someone replies, "Aw yiss, those things sure happened to us, and we talked about Abe-related stuff and made each other laugh, always together, finding peace amidst the turmoil of life..."

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT DON'T YOU!!

IT'S NOT LIKE I EVEN CARE OR ANYTHING ;_;

Please never leave.

I like this one I can relate to them, being also a joined-after-all-the-good-shit-happeneder.

I joined after the coup and Sydney was kicked out and around the time that Cloverfield stopped posting. I've always been a joined-after-all-the-good-shit-happeneder too.

OWF has been dead since 2001? Curse you 9/11!

Even if he wants to leave. He can't now.



He's already gone, isn't he?

Salutations, and welcome to the OWF. :fuzmad:

I think he already left.

They always leave, sadly.

Well, it could be worse. Look at it this way: your name could be Varrok and you could be Polish--wait a second...

I demand an apology for such a disgraceful insult

This is what you get for not answering my love letters! :fuzwink:
Unfortunately.... I apologize too.

uh, comments like this aren't allowed here.

I don't even get what his joke was supposed to be.

I forgive everybody.

Even me? After everything I did?

I forgive everybody except people who bought Fallout 4*

No regrets.

I will never leave you guys.

Except the time when you left us.

What a liar.

He left quickly.

I can feel the break of OWFer hearts everywhere

All four of them