what do you regret?
 

ok this is my second attempt to start conversation in this place whilst stoned so don't expect all to go well. my threads always die horribly and usually quickly.

my question is what do you regret? i regret tons of shit. i regret being a shit friend to someone who liked me and i thought was a boy when i was about 5 years old or so. it was in an afterschool group called badgers which are the St Johns Ambulance. i quit Badgers not long after. when i bumped into him a while after, not sure how long exactly, i realized he was a she. despite how i treated her she was still really nice to me and asked how i was doing.

i was just sort of overcome with the realization she was a girl all that time that i couldn't really say much (plus i was still a stupid kid). i feel terrible for that, and i'm not sure what even started me being horrible to her in the first place all those years back. to this day i still feel pangs of guilt whenever i think of the possibilities if i had been nice And All That Could Have Been (Nine Inch Nails good fucking song. listen to the lyrics, they talk about this shit). that was my first big regret in life.

a lot of things that have happened on these forums and in online chats i regret also. i regret being the one to be overly harsh purposefully to newbies when they first joined years back on these forums. i regret a lot of things i've said both in person and online, but i love my mates, and i mean my online ones as well as my real life ones. they have taken a lot of shit from me.

so what do you regret? lol help me out here

i also regret making this thread

I regret not asking out the girl which I had (Still have) huge feelings for in college. Worst part is, I knew she liked me too.

I also regret not ever buying a Gamecube when I was younger. I wanted one so bad.

nothing

ohai Edith Piaf

It could be argued that everything that ever happened to me has shaped who I am today, so I can't genuinely regret stuff without getting all Butterfly Effect. Yeah, I've said some dumb shit and made some awful mistakes, but I'd probably be a right cunt if I'd never known humility.

Responding to this thread.

I _____________

a: regret nothing!
b: know only regret.
c: know only regret and SHAME.
d: accidentally 93mb of .rar files, is this dangerous?

Oh oh I've got a good one hang on

I regret persuing a higher education in America

BOOM

I regret spending money on travel and perishables, even if it's a necessity. I regret getting to know certain people and I regret not getting to know others. I regret trying to grab my friend's boob at a party yesterday and I regret fucking my sleeping pattern in the arse. I regret working semi-hard in secondary school after realising that it wouldn't make a difference and I just wasted shit loads of my time, and I regret making that Cuppa Soup, it tasted like alcohol vomit. Fuck you, Ainsley Harriott.

I regret nothing.

Seriously, everything I have done in the past has led me to the point I am at now and that point is all right. I'm a big believer of the butterfly effect, I think if any one little thing changed my life might be totally different.

What do I regret? Visiting this thread.

I regret meeting a hormonal girl from Canada.

This thread's a bold choice for your first post, Vexen.

Do we have girls from canada here at OWF?

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Oh wait, we hardly have *any* girls at OWF.

how hormonal?

She is a teenager. She can't even count the amount of romantic relationships she has had on her hands. I'm scared of her because she tried to flirt with me.

she wants your penis. run for the hills.

It's okay, I don't have to worry. My sex life will be ruined by this forum anyway. That's one more thing I regret.

I regret reading this thread.

Too late OANST, somebody made that joke already!

It won't be ruined, it will just be flipped. Fag.

As you can see, I don't really regret it. I didn't actually bother to read it.

CUNT SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE DICK

i don't think anyone made that joke.

dick.

I regret walking Elum into the mines before entering the Paramonian temples.


as a child i enjoyed doing it on my ps1. I was a sick little sadist.

Man that shit was fun as hell.

i never used to do that, you cruel bastards.

I used to repeat Necrum Mines over and over again just to crush Mudokons.

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The only valid reason to kill mudokons for fun is when they have fan voices.

I wouldn't say that's the only reason, but it's definitely a big one.

I regret giving birth to Nepsotic.

Fuck you, mum and dad!

Fucking will not resolve this problem, it will only make more of them.