Happy Bullet Day!
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May all the bullets be magnetized towards you. In a good way! |
Happy birthday you gorgeous scientist.
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Happy giant squid
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Thank you guys. Today marks a new low: I bought myself a birthday card and addressed it to me. I now have a single birthday card.
Also, I had my first therapy session. It's always freaky when someone sees you for a few seconds and suddenly knows all about you somehow. |
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Also, you don't have more birthday cards because nobody gives birthday cards anymore. It's not '00s anymore |
Oh yeah, I don't normally bother with it. But it was 4 pm I'd I'd heard nothing so much as a "Hello Marcus".
Probably should have checked Facebook. |
Yeah.... I know the feeling. I went through all of Father's Day, wedding shopping all day, without so much as a Happy Father's Day, or any acknowledgement at all. Until about 11:00 when I settled into bed to have a nice, depressed sleep, and then the kids all came in with posters, and pictures they made me. WHY WAIT UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY AND LET ME THINK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT YOU CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS?!
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Just to fuck with you, so you feel worse. Why else?
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I got two t-shirts and a board game. My friends came around and we played games and had pizza. Then my team mates lost our game and let me down, so I tossed them all out onto the streets and called it a day.
One t-shirt has Groot on it. the other has Makin' Bacon Pancakes on it. |
A song, for Bullet Magnet's birthday:
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Happy belated birthday, Mullet Magnet.
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happy birthday man! that cake is great, Varrok.
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>.> I have that makin' bacon pancakes shirt. |