How 'do!
 

As I sit here, with a ps1 controller in hand, enduring a high on a nostalgic trip playing through Abe's exoddus, I found myself searching various oddworld related questions and stumble onto this community, and what a lovely place this is.

I will admit, I always find joining a new community a little daunting as everyone knows each other so well, and hope you can find the room to fit me in and also hope to contribute in the best possible manner. So a warm hello from myself and hope everybody is well. :)

We hate it when people contribute. All we really do now is silently hate each other, not posting with an intensity that fills newcomers with first dread, and then boredom.

Enjoy your stay.

OANST is completely wrong. Ignore him.

We actually hate each other quite loudly.


But, welcome! Please stay! Please be better than all the other people who've signed up lately but never posted!

Rule 1: Don't talk about Oddworld.

Rule 2: Get out. Or, alternatively, enjoy your stay. :)

oioi, glhf

Haha don't worry, I know the feeling of frustration one would have as that is a common occurrence on most communitys, sadly.

I hope I don't disappoint you guys! I'm sure swift punishment would be implemented if this was to ever occur! But thank you for the welcome guys :)

I believe we are more hateful and mean than the other forums. Be warned. Hello, how are you?

I consider myself warned.

I noticed a sense of humour is a must, or rule, rather. I rang a takeaway and asked "do you deliver?" they said "no we do lamb chicken and fish"....

I'm sorry, I must apologise for that. Jokes are not my strongest point, don't let that contradict what I said previously. :)

I GET IT

Welcopme, enjoy your stay. Gift Shop's third down in Zulag Two.

^^ I see your from the north, my good man. What area?

I'll be sure to check the giftshop out, I take it merch is readily available? I've always wanted an oddworld emotion beanie, for my raves up north, tho if they exist is something I doubt?

Isn't The North just one expansive grey post-Thatcher mess? Manchester of Sheffield, s'all the same.

I'd dig this too. While you can't find any official merchandise of pretty much any item for oddworld there are plenty of places you can find that'll make custom stuff for you. animenoms.com is where I get most of my rave hats.

"Thatchers Britain!" one peter kay would claim.

I'm sure I'll have to take a gander at this, would it be frowned upon doing that tho? I usually go to Bowlers raves in Manchester, obviously the "rave" face being everywhere, how I'd love to use the happy mudokon face instead haha.

Some people are against it (for some reason). If it's something you want, go ahead and do it, but if you are just wanting to buy it to support the company, keep in mind a custom piece of clothing would not in any way give money to JAW.

Yorkshire, West Yorkshire, Huddersfield, My House.

As someone living in Manchester, I can confirm the people from Huddersfield are only slightly more terrible than us.
Look, this is Jdude.

I was having a picnic in the park once and that DJ Smile came up to us and started drinking the juice from our fruit salad then walk off. He walks around with his headphones in but not connected to anything.

And as someone from Huddersfield I can confirm that Nep is within shanking distance. And that much worse has come out of Manchester.

Haha, why have I never seen this dj smile before! What a hero. He sure is one lyrical mc, surprised I haven't seen him on a htid line up.

Sweet, I cannot really comment on where is better, as I live in Cheshire which is close to Manchester, and have family in Chesterfield which is Yorkshire area?? At least I think it is. Meh.

I also live in Cheshire. I just say Manchester because it basically is Manchester. Where about's are you? Do you know Reddish?

I'm from Middlewich, yourself? And I don't think so, unless of course I already know this person by another name aha.

Degenerates, the lot of you.

Ew, a Northerner.

Welcopme.

I'm offended.

Ahaha, not all of us northerners say "aaah kid"...but then again, I'm just being presumptuous, and Thankyou :)

It's Ok nep, I'm sure there's an army of northerners on here somewhere surely? aha

Oh god, please no...

Haha I'm not ashamed...be proud ;)

On a serious note, with being from Middlewich, we have more trouble with pikeys, they are everywhere around here, as is the same with most of Cheshire, curious as to weather you have the same deal in your part of Cheshire?

Packies

Rather blunt? I'm referring to gypsy travellers.

O-oh, yes of course...

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/business-28918709 please note number 4 on this list, Middlewich, jus'cus, you no, the north being Ew and all..