HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WENCH(ilado)!
 

Happy birthday, you spicy meatball.

Have a dench(ilado) birthday.

I hope your birthday is über, mensch(ilado).

He's not even showing up in Today's Birthdays for me.

Happy Birthday, Enchie, lad-o

Oy gevalt, mazzah ball.

Happy Lateish Birthday :>

Woooo, thanks guys! My girlfriend and I moved into a new apartment the day before my birthday and it's pretty fabulous. Brand new, 15th floor with floor-to-ceiling windows in the bedroom and living room, first place I've lived with air conditioning, saltwater pool area and rooftop both with barbecues. Not having to share a kitchen and living room with people is just the best thing in the world, even if we currently have no pots and pans to cook with, almost no furniture, no washing machine and no fridge.

Also this, which may not look great for any of you other-country people, but I live in Austalia. http://www.speedtest.net/result/3899607182.png

Fuck you east coast guys. I swear there are only 2 or 3 houses in Adelaide that can get NBN :<

Happy birthday, you old drug smuggler! I assume that's what you are because your username sounds Mexican.