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I dont want to write pointless shit that no one cares about.

Hello everyone.

Excellent, hello.

You came to the wrong forum then.

Welcome!

What I meant was that I dont want to write pointless stuff in this introduction thread. Like what is my favorite color.

tl;dr

Someone sum this up for me.

Hard mode: Do it in iambic pentameter.

Go boil your head, you foolish dork of a mod.


Anyway hi newbie. Don’t let the guy with the testicle for an avatar scare you.

Don't be scared of the Smug Moustache Frog, either. Just be wary.

Toads are far superior, just saying

I already like this guy.

Don't be afraid of the guy with a bear for the avatar. MM's already made that joke. Damn you, MM!

What's your favourite color?

What's your favourite black metal band?

EDIT: Wait wait... you DON'T want to post pointless shit? (I genuinely misread that part)

This is an insanely important question and if you answer incorrectly you get kicked off the forum permanently.

If you answer it correctly you get kicked off the forum for only a week. That's the rules

Back in my day, it was two weeks.

Kids these days have it too easy.

Why not.

What's your favourite color? None.

What's your favourite black metal band? Black Metal is shit, but Mgla is great.

x qs me

Coil is already our finest member ever. Move over OANST there's someone even less tasty than you.

I like Praseodymium.

Welcopme. You seem already pre-baked for this forum.

Hold on, what? That's just the worst way to answer that question.

Here's my favorite black metal:

http://wallpapers.androlib.com/walli...big-imp.cs.png

Worst? That was the best way in my opinion.

And the least Finnish.

So?

I actually beat you to that one, though now I think about it, Praseodymium does sound a lot like a band.

Welcopme!

I thought black metal was the Norway thing and Finland was more into the ridiculously melodic shit tho

I'm too stereotypical to consider Norway and Finland different countries

Norwegian black metal
Finnish power metal
Swedish death metal
Danish pastries

Get it right.

Thank u WoF

I love the ridiculously melodic shit.