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OANST 01-16-2014 12:43 PM

Varrok
 
I read somewhere that 'tis better to be Varrok than Varrok. I believe that Varrok was a wise Varrok, and we should heed his words.

Varrok

Nepsotic 01-16-2014 12:45 PM

That'll do, Varrok. That'll do.

OANST 01-16-2014 12:47 PM

Varrok is bored.

Varrok 01-16-2014 12:48 PM

Varrok demands amusement. Amuse Varrok

Vyrien 01-16-2014 12:49 PM

Varrok is not a patient Varrok

Slog Bait 01-16-2014 12:49 PM

Varrok firmly believes Varrok should go fuck himself for amusement

OANST 01-16-2014 12:49 PM

Varrok, get out the streamers. You, Varrok, spike the punch. By Varrok, this party will rock the town. Not a Varrok left unturned.

Varrok 01-16-2014 12:50 PM

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Varrok firmly believes Varrok should go fuck himself for amusement

Some Varrok already did this.

OANST 01-16-2014 12:51 PM

Some Varrok wants his fanny tanned.

Mr. Bungle 01-16-2014 12:51 PM

Varrok by Varrok.

New sitcom airing on VBC weekdays at 9 (Polish time).

OANST 01-16-2014 12:52 PM

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

OddjobAbe 01-16-2014 12:59 PM

Szczęśliwego nowego Varroku

OANST 01-16-2014 01:01 PM

Is this a...a.....a non-Varrok? Disgusting.

Varrok 01-16-2014 01:02 PM

Awwwww that's even cuter because it's gramatically correct :) Thanks, non-Varrok!

Nepsotic 01-16-2014 01:04 PM

Varrok.
Made by Varrok, for Varrok

OddjobAbe 01-16-2014 01:09 PM

Who's non-Varrok?

MA 01-16-2014 01:21 PM

in the beginning there was one Varrok, and that Varrok did so torment himself of his own loneliness and boredom and so he sprung forth two more Varroks from his glowing womb.

and from those two Varroks suckling his teats, known as The Holy Pair (the teats not the Varroks), dozens more were struck into existence, and i can't be bothered to carry this shit on

VIVA VARROK!

Nepsotic 01-16-2014 01:21 PM

A now is beautiful treasure trove for Varrok, our lord and savior.
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=21475

Mr. Bungle 01-16-2014 01:23 PM

Fuck Varrok.

Slog Bait 01-16-2014 01:25 PM

HEATHEN!

Vyrien 01-16-2014 01:26 PM

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in the beginning there was one Varrok, and that Varrok did so torment himself of his own loneliness and boredom and so he sprung forth two more Varroks from his glowing womb.

and from those two Varroks suckling his teats, known as The Holy Pair (the teats not the Varroks), dozens more were struck into existence, and i can't be bothered to carry this shit on

VIVA VARROK!

I was so Varrok that I just had to Varrok a Varrok of it

Varrok

Nepsotic 01-16-2014 01:26 PM

Burn him at the Varrok

OANST 01-16-2014 01:26 PM

The non-Varrok will never achieve Nirvana. I mean Cobain. I mean Varrok. Of course.

MA 01-16-2014 01:42 PM

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I was so Varrok that I just had to Varrok a Varrok of it

Varrok

this will be our sermon. for Varrok is in all of us, and we are all in him.

~Blessed Varrok

Manco 01-16-2014 01:47 PM

Varrok you like a hurricane.

Slog Bait 01-16-2014 01:49 PM

Varrok

no

not again

Crashpunk 01-16-2014 01:53 PM

WA-HAA VARROK NUMBER 1

STM 01-16-2014 03:15 PM

Let us begin our pilgrimage to Warsaw, capital of Varrokiland.

Wings of Fire 01-16-2014 03:46 PM

I think you mean Varrokikraj.

Or maybe just Varrokraj which has a nice ring to it.

Nate 01-16-2014 04:41 PM

This is a blatant attempt by OANST to create a thread that will go in to the Classics.

Personally, I don't think it's going to go the distance.