I still can't believe...
 

That Alcar ate all of my cheese. A WHOLE GOD DAMN BLOCK OF CHEESE.

I will see you in court OWF

Why does it say I'm still a SMOD?

Wait, you're not smod?

Oh hey, it's Hobo.

If Hobo is de-smod'd, can WoF be promoted and then can I be promoted to WoF's pre-smod position?

Which position? Fictional rapist?

I was actually considering suggesting WoF be smod'd

Especially after that spambot

Spam bots make the world go round

Good question.

I kind of shot myself in the foot with that one because according to Nate, I didn't actually ban him!

Basically, I'm the smod OWF deserves, and smod is a wonderful word.

No. I want power.

I propose a coup d'état!

Aren't I supposed to be a Junior Sublogerator or something?

Since Jordan demands power above his station, you want to be promoted to Senior Sublogerator and take him on as apprentice?

If that would make us Junior & Senior, yes.

You just reunited me with a blurred piece of my childhood, thank you.

fuck censorship.

fuck the law.

fuck the police.

FIGHT THE POWER

-insert ttgl reference here-

I'm pretty sure Phylum is next in line for modship. What with the number of people who posrepped my suggestion about that.


Also... Hi, Hobo! Stop being a dingbat and get on IM some time. Haven't talked to you in years.

I sure look forward to a long and fruitful working relationship with Phylum's beard sometime in the future.

Don't make such wild accusations! He really does like that girl.

I nominate Phylum's facial hair for next admin

I don't understand your joke, which means either you're less funny than you think or I'm more funny than I think and I know which one I'm putting my money on.

Or possibly your vocabulary is not up to scratch.

WELCOME BACK, I'm changed :) hahahahaha

I think the only solution is to make everyone a moderator.

To quote Stephen Fry at the Oscars; "Looks like I'm not the only one here with a beard."

Hello.

I want to be promoted to Fan Corner Moderator. I will be a fair, and just deleter of all things lacking artistic merit.

Nothing in Fan Corner has artistic merit.

Just wait for the fanfic I'm working on, it will blow your brains out.

Or...you will blow your brains out, whichever.