Zombie game
 

MOD EDIT: This thread was split off from Bits 'n' Pieces.

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Wardrobe, CD Rack, Rocko the Wallaby.

I am fairly fucked.

Tower air conditioning unit, empty glass bottle of wine, Dylan Moran.

Let's fucking do this.

Joint ache cream, novelty pin press thing, Negi Springfield.

It could be worse.

At times like this I'm glad I only put knives and guns on my computer table and watch only Rambo movies.

an ashtray, my mobile phone, and Robbie Coltrane.

fuck that, i'd use Rob as bait to save myself.

Throw ash in his eyes so he can't fight back. Then just call the police and wait for it all to blow over.

Goddamn, you just know you're going to end up with one of those as your Pactio item.

Desperate times and all that.

A chocolate bar, a cordless house phone, Dean Venture.

Screwed.

iPad mini, MacBook Pro, Jimmy Carr.

I’m basically dead before I start.

a porn mag, a used tissue and some blonde bimbo.

You'll gonna get fucked alright

You'll gonna get fucked aight

A 2009 Nokia, an empty tin of pineapple slices with a fork in it and some retired Scottish chap who does gardening on TV. I think I'll be fine because LOL NOKIA HURR HURR.

I think I get it.

Primary Weapon: Laptop.

Secondary Weapon: Cell phone.

Only surviving friend: Conan.

Maths textbook, WMO 1.1a aka the best computer mouse ever made, the last show I watched was Friends but I can't pick which one the main character is.

The blonde one.

A coffee mug, a pen, Ragnar Lothbrok.

Well, at least I've got a viking with a sword as a partner. Maybe I could brain the zombies with the mug until it breaks, or stab them with the pen if things get hairy, then get surrounded and get taken out in some sort of heroic last stand type thing. Heh.

Can I suggest this thread is merged with Your Sex Life in 2013 to make a Dumb Facebook Chain Images Thread? They pop up from time to time.

Primary weapon: TV remote
Secondary weapon: Dumbbell
Comrade: Gordon Ramsey

I'm confident in victory.

Primary weapon: Miniature Las Vegas sign.
Secondary weapon: A rock painted to look like Groucho Marx.
Surviving Friend: The chicken from Robot Chicken.

Dirty handkerchief to my left.
Curtains to my right.
Max Keiser in plain view.

A 3DS with Animal Crossing, A Mop, Bruce Willis

you win. if Bruce Willis can't survive a zombie outbreak, no one can.

If the Zombies are in a High rise building, an Airport or in New York, You're guaranteed to survive.

Also if it's Christmas.

Correction: Bruce Willis is guaranteed to survive. You might just be collateral.

Especially when coupled with that most capable selection of zombie killing weapons.

Bruce would probably just kill you and take your 3DS.

For some reason I read that to the tune of "Stuck in the Middle with You".

there are a million more deadly uses for a mop than you'd first imagine.

use 1: tickle them to death.

Primary weapon: Pet hair roller
Secondary weapon: Pair of chopsticks
Surviving friend: Sookie Stackhouse

Could be worse.

And yes, those things are on my desk at work.

Bruce Willis playing Animal Crossing would just be amazing.

A fluffy pillow, a plastic computer mouse and Selina Meyer.

GG. I suppose I at least get a pretty face to look at while I'm being ripped to pieces.