You're Getting Old
 

Happy birthday, Slog Bait! What's being 20 like? Have you got wrinkles and grey hairs?

Happy birthday.

Birthday happy.

I read this with Yoda's voice.

A birthday happy, I wish you to have.

Mmm. Wish you a happy birthday I will.

H.B.

I wish some Slog will finally fall for you, Slog Bait.

Have a good one.

Happy Birthday.

I'm so excited I'm shaking my fists.

Holding his penis. That excited.

Happy birthday!

happy birthday. welcome to the last dregs of your youth.

Babby Bdirday Sbov Blat

I am so proud of you guys for remembering my birthday. SO. PROUD. I am also old and crotchety because everyone knows that's what happens to you the second you stop being a teenager.

Seriously though, thanks. Online is the only place I'm probably going to get birthday wishes this year, and even if they're only because most sites have some kind of way of alerting everyone to your birthday they still mean something to me.

Makes this day not suck as much as it potentially could, hahaha.

You fool, it has already happened. How do you think I got my name?

i remember my twentieth. i got socks.

I hap virth

I have girth.

I gave birth.

I had....uh....turf?