Happy birthday, BM!
 

By which I mean Bullet Magnet, of course. Not the other sort of BM. They don't need cakes.

Hoo hoo

Yay, happy birthday!

Happy birthday :)

Happy Birthday indeed.

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dZMoEiHm2E...nce+cake+1.jpg

What would be the other kind of BM? Best Man, perhaps?

Thank you all. I haven't got out of bed yet, so I don't yet know the damage.

Happy birthday to our resident sexy scientist.

Happy Birthday, BirdMan!

happy daybirth

It's probably best you don't know.

That's a wedding cake, Nathan. Are you trying to tell Marcus something?

Happy Birthday, stud.

I dunno, Nate has never expressed that kind of interest before, though I have in the past managed to miss that kind of thing entirely.

In more probable news, tonight I ate razor clams for the first time ever, and crossed them off my List Of Invertebrates I Have Never Et.

How many left?

Under the "beetle" heading, approximately 400,000 known species and as many as 100 million unknown species.

Happy birthday boobs.

Happy birthday, you old pidjinne.

A very merry un-birthday to you.

Have a good one BM!

I was told only last Saturday that layered cakes are no longer just for weddings. The theory expressed was that it's easier to make multiple cakes and layer them in to one than to make one big cake (and classier than having multiple individual cakes). I just think it's because cake makers want to be able to charge more for birthday cakes.

They have little wedding dudes on it.

(a) I missed that.
(b) They're robots. BM likes robots.

Matrimony automatons. The most romantic buckets o’ bolts.

1. Get married
2. Kill all humans
3. ????
4. ROOT

Happy birthday BM. That's some pretty nice cake you got there.

'ROOT' in the vegetation sense, the Linux sense, or the Australian slang sense?

I'm surprised to be familiar with all three. I know which I meant, but I'll leave it to your discretion.

In other news, the postman delivered a microscope that connects to my computer! Who wants close-ups of bodily fluids?

Oh oh, me, me!

e: Wait, what sort of fluids...

Off the top of my head I can think of three fluids that won't require any sort of self-harm. Only two of those would have something to see under the microscope. So I say yes!

You could make it a game. You post images of a bodily fluid and we have to guess where it came from.