Do YOU have a pet animal?
 

I have a mini poodle named Fluffy. It may look pathetic, but it can bite with the force of a megalodon.

I have a Cocker Spaniel puppy named Darby. He's really, really fucking stupid but totally adorable.

Yes.

My dad has a big cat.

I have a cat that is pure evil and has tried to smother me to death on a number of occasions.

I also have those loft dwelling prostitutes that I haven't got rid of yet, some of them have regressed to the point you could call them pets.

Bullshit. I've seen your dad.

Wait, how big of a feline we talking here?

I have a staffie named Pebbles and I've had her for over ten years. She's the sweetest most gentle moron ever.

I used to have a cat, he's gone now.

I still have a Westie named Olly.

Yeah I have a tamagotchi

That's not a pet, that's an addiction.

I have an alcohol.

I have Nintendogs.

I have a little brother.

I have a pet human.

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Here Varrok reveals he browses in pleb mode.

Can you guys not read? I specified animal instead of just saying pet for a reason. I knew someone was going to mention prostitutes.

Humans are animals, numb nuts.

He hasn't learnt that at school yet.

Well he should at least know prostitutes are animals.

Good job you are here to educate him.

Well I can't help but be a fountain of knowledge I suppose.

I have a grouchy animate pyjama-case called Ziggy.

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He's on Facebook for some reason.

Maybe he could like my political satire page.

I'm just sayin'.

I have several pet animals.

I also have several pet plants.

You knew what I meant.

He reads it every day.

He also likes "Cat Food".

Do those annoying fucking furbys count?

No, but gremlins do.

It's not up to you to decide what counts, Plushnuts.